No, not in real life. In real life, Anne Hathaway is far too cute to pistol whip anyone.  But at work, anything goes, and that’s exactly what a stuntman for The Dark Knight Rises learned the hard way:

Anne Hathaway injured a stuntman on the set of new Batman movie ‘The Dark Knight Rises’.  The 28-year-old actress – who stars as Selina Kyle/Catwoman in the Christopher Nolan-directed film – got a “bit carried away” while staging an on-set fight and hurt a man with the butt of a gun.  A source said: “Anne got a bit carried away during a fight scene and mistakenly shoved the butt of a gun right into the actor’s eye socket.  He came away with a massive black eye.  Anne was mortified.”

As an apology, Anne sent the guy a silver pen that was engraved with the immortal words, “Remember no one packs a punch like Anne.”

I hope someone was able to record this. I’m not one for violence, but to see little Annie lose her shit and clock someone with the butt of a gun?  That would just be priceless, am I right?

Everyone thinks that January Jones sucks. [The Superficial]

Kirstie Alley‘s big weight loss reveal – she looks AMAZING. [INFDaily]

Miranda Kerr shows some serious skin. [Starpulse]

The new Beyonce/Andre 3000 song is out. [Bossip]

Lady Gaga’s very own tit-flash. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

So, which of these lovely ladies is Ryan Reynolds sleeping with, then? [Socialite Life]

This is Snooki‘s boyfriend. With Snooki. In Italy. [Caught on Set]

Khloe Kardashian and the glitter pony. It sounds like the title of a porno. [Yeeeah]

Paris Hilton blames everyone else for her suck reality show ratings. [The Blemish]

Winners of the CFDA awards. [OMGBlog]

Man takes out billboard to humiliate ex-girlfriend for abortion. [The Frisky]

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio still together despite the fact that everyone’s seen her naked. [Cele|bitchy]

Another Deathly Hallows clip! [LA Times]

Look at this little girl, you guys! Out little Dakota Fanning is all grown up. It seems like just yesterday she was everyone’s favorite little actress.  Remember I Am Sam?  Or how she was little adorable Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama? No doubt, this girl has always had some talent, but that’s not what this is about.  No, today, this is about precious Dakota getting her high school diploma and entering into adulthood*. Congratulations!

Do you remember your high school graduation?  How proud you felt?  How you had to sit between the twin brothers who came after you alphabetically because the principal didn’t trust them not to get in a fight during the ceremony, which you mostly missed because they were arguing over you anyway? Ah, to be young again …

*Really, she enters into adulthood when she turns 18 next February.  Don’t perv out just yet, guys.

All I have to say about this is that if you have MASSIVE boobs that sort of overtake your torso as it is, high-waisted pants are NOT THE OPTION YOU SHOULD TAKE. EVER IN LIFE.

Christina Hendricks was photographed in New York City yesterday afternoon wearing what I consider to be an abomination. Someone should take this outfit, bring it out into the light, and stick a stake through it’s center. Then burn it, piss on it, bury it and make things right again by ogling Christina Hendricks in her beautiful nakedness.

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo:  Marevil
“Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH!”

First runner-up: Exavy
“The Omen VI: Eyeliner meltdown”

Second runner-up: Anon
“SOON.”

Congrats to Marevil, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

So the nominees are in for the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards, which, if you’re unfamiliar, are all about television (which I don’t really watch).

Another thing I don’t/didn’t really watch? The first Twilight movie. Actually, I’ve never seen ANY of the Twilight movies, but last night I had a little too much tequila and decided that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be good entertainment. Guys? I LIKED IT. I know, I could just die too. My life is probably, like, over now, but I can’t deny that I really enjoyed it. I know this has nothing to do with the Critics’ Choice Awards, but I had to get it off my chest anyway, OK?

So, without further ado, the nominees:

Best Drama Series

Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Fringe
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Justified
The Killing
Mad Men
The Walking Dead

Best Actor in a Drama Series

Steve Buscemi – Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall – Dexter
Jon Hamm – Mad Men
William H. Macy – Shameless
Timothy Olyphant – Justified

Best Actress in a Drama Series

Connie Britton – Friday Night Lights
Mireille Enos – The Killing
Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss – Mad Men
Katey Sagal – Sons of Anarchy
Anna Torv – Fringe

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