I’m horrible at blind items. My brain just does not work in that way. Trust me, I wish it did, I would bring you all the scoops, but sometimes life isn’t fair. But then, very very rarely, a special little blind item comes along that I have to know the answer to or I will simply die. This is one of those:
This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have got pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids?
Who could it be? Seriously, I have zero guesses. That’s a lie: the former B lister with the single hit movie could be Alicia Silverstone maybe, right? Maybe she had Bear Blu so she could get into the cool club. I don’t know, I’m just grasping at straws here.
Can any of you more blind item savvy folks give me a hand here? I’m a curious lady, and I need some theories.
There will never be a time in my life when I don’t want to listen to Florence and the Machine. I’m going to be 80 and my grandkids will be jamming on their 111th generation iPods or whatever music players they’ll have in sixty years, and I’ll be like “yo, put on Lungs, stop being a little bitch.” And then I’ll hit them with my cane, because I simply won’t give a fuck. And there’s a bit of prophecy for you.
This is Florence taking on Buddy Holly’s “Never Fade Away,” flawlessly, I might add. Do you love it?
As you can tell, it’s the same old-same old, performing in dark, seedy clubs with PVC-lined costumes, the same pair of underwear for days (I’m just guessing on that one; Momsen merely looks the type to rock the same gritty panties for days at a time), and yesterday’s black eyeliner.
Nicole Kidman‘s gone and joined the twentieth century by opening up a YouTube account (LOLZ) and sending candid, totally unstaged, unscripted messages to her fans for supporting her and appreciating her for all of these years and whatever.
I couldn’t really decipher a lot of what she was saying, since she’s got such a breathy, little girl voice and I don’t have the best hearing as it is, but judging by her facial expressions, she did a smart and avoided the Botox injections this week. Good on you, girl. I’m glad you’re opening up and talking to your fans, now, but let’s move into the current century and at least open up a Twitter if you’re going to do this sort of shameless self-promotion.
“My greatest mistake right now is, I’ve been clinging to my art. In that, I have victory for my art and a great loss for my heart. At the moment, my beautiful fiancée is no longer my beautiful fiancée. … Two halves don’t make a whole. Two wholes make a whole. In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn’t doing better by doing that. I became less of a man. I have victory for my art and a great loss for my heart.”
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