But blamed it on the fact that he doesn’t want to “get serious right now.”

OK, first, Sean, you’re BUMPING SIXTY. Let’s not play all coy like you’re thirty or something and you’re this smoking hot eternal bachelor. You probably WANT to settle down again. You’re probably LOOKING for that special woman who’ll sit near you while you cough up old-man-spittle into a hankie (giving it a good peek first) who won’t cringe. You’re going to need someone to help you get undressed as you deteriorate, and I can understand that you don’t want it to be Scarlett. She’s young, she’s virile, it’s embarrassing to a certain extent.  But don’t pretend that the reason you kicked her ass to the curb is because you just don’t want to get serious: let’s be real, here. You just don’t want to get serious with her.

Sources are also saying that Scarlett still refuses to make herself scarce, and doesn’t want to let go of Sean and his big dong name:

Despite rumors of a break-up, the pair seemed to be doing just fine at their June 4th appearance at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards – On June 4, the Avengers star didn’t seem ready to give up on their unlikely romance. At Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards in L.A., she scrambled for face time with the Oscar winner. “She pushed herself into his conversations,” a witness tells Us. “She sat down between him [Penn] and Robert De Niro. Robert was like ‘What?’ and made a face.”

Further showing her desire to make things look all-good with the duo, a source dished that the 25-year-old was eager to step in front of the cameras, explaining, “A photographer asked for a shot. Before Sean could say no, she said yes.”

So, there you have it.  It’s the classic story: girl is hot, girl wants more fame, girl seeks out biggest actor with the most longevity that she possibly can to ride for a few months, then gets all upset when biggest actor with the most longevity breaks it off ’cause she’s a clingy freak.  You see it all the time, guys.

“When I started modelling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I’m quite stubborn so I didn’t. … I can’t remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.”

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, AKA Victoria’s Secret model-turned actress/sex symbol, on how hard it was to be told she needed to lose weight.

Huntington-Whiteley, who was also named one of Maxim magazine’s hottest women ever, did an interview with the magazine, which really isn’t all that interesting, but you can check it out here should you choose. Or, you know, you could also just save time and watch this short clip. My God, this is one beautiful woman.

So, this is like, the third (different) dude that she’s been spotted with over the past month, you know, and if it were ME OR YOU going out with a garden variety of dudes averaging one a week, you know what kind of rep we’d be getting. Just saying.

Olivia Wilde was spotted hanging out late last night with Justin Long, who’s supposedly the new boyfriend of Leighton Meester. But girlfriend Olivia doesn’t get down with that: whatever she wants, she takes.

Oh, so was he responsible for the nudie pics, too? [The Superficial]

Deena’s horrifying upskirt while filming Jersey Shore. [INFDaily]

Oh, so Hayden Panettiere‘s dating someone else, then? [Starpulse]

Lupe Fiasco calls President Obama a terrorist. [Bossip]

Representative Weiner’s wife is pregnant … and I hope it’s with another dude’s kid. [TMZ]

Matthew Morrison says he’s a good boyfriend. [Socialite Life]

HANDS DOWN the worst outfit Kim Kardashian’s ever worn. [Amy Grindhouse]

The “Pipparettes.” AKA the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. [The Frisky]

Emma Watson‘s candid pics. [Caught on Set]

Did Taylor Swift get a big, stupid tattoo? [Celebuzz]

The coolest chicks of the Bond flicks. [Pajiba]

Jack Black in Shrek: The Musical? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Rooney Mara goes nude. [Huff Po]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst actress in America, says statistics. [Cele|bitchy]

Emma Watson, everybody. Totally flawless in every way.  Have we all had time to adjust our eyes to her powerful beauty yet? All right, then let’s get started.

Back in April, I brought you the story that Emma was getting bullied at Brown, and that’s why she left.  Not so, says Emma, and how dare you suggest such weakness:

“It made me so sad when all this stuff came out that I left Brown because I was being bullied. It made no sense at all. Brown has been the opposite. I’ve never even been asked for an autograph on campus. I threw a party for nearly 100 students and not a single person put a photo on Facebook. Anyway, even if I was being given a hard time, I wasn’t going to wuss out of university because someone said ‘Wingardium leviosa’ to me in a corridor, or ‘Ten points for Gryffindor.’ I’ve been dealing with the media since I was nine. If I can’t stand up to a few people giving me a hard time, it’s a bit pathetic, really. I’ve had so much worse.”

Damn, Emma, don’t hold back.  Sorry for thinking you had emotions.  My bad.

Meanwhile, Emma finds it hard to believe that some dudes might find her a little intimidating:

“I say to my friends, ‘Why hasn’t X called me? Why doesn’t anyone ever pursue me?’ They’re like, ‘Probably because they’re intimidated.’ It must be the fame wall,” she said. “It must be the circus that goes around me. Me, as a person, I find it hard to believe I would be intimidating. Sometimes, maybe because they feel intimidated, they feel they have to knock me down. They know perfectly well who I am, but they’ll ask me, ‘How are the Narnia films going?’” she laments. “I’m single at the minute.”

I still love Emma Watson to bits, but I can definitely see why some guys would find her intimidating, you know, what with her being perfect and all.  How are you guys feeling about Emma at the moment?

You know how sometimes celebrities do things and you get embarrassed for them?  And you know you shouldn’t, because they are mad successful with tons and tons of money and they can obviously make their own choices, but you still can’t help it?  That how I always feel about Katy Perry.

The little clip above is the teaser for her latest catastrophe of a music video, “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.).” It makes me feel like Katy Perry is my friend who always gets absolutely wasted and makes a total fool of himself at every single party – he has a couple beers and everything’s cool, but I know he’s going to end up vomiting all over the bushes and calling his mom and passing out in the bathroom, so I just want to take him in my arms and say “no, baby bird, this is not the right bath.  Fly away home.”  That’s what I want to do for Katy Perry. I want to tell her to go home.

Fun fact: our favorite Friday girl herself, Rebecca Black, makes a cameo in Katy’s video!  Can you spot her?!