Apparently Lindsay Lohan‘s house arrest ended or something. [The Superficial]

More photos of Pink and Carey Hart’s adorable daughter Willow. [INFDaily]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in this dress seriously makes me go “Megan Fox WHO??” [Starpulse]

Halle Berry is seriously psychotic. [Bossip]

Charlie Sheen admits to steroids. [TMZ]

Gwyneth wants to do fashion now. [Socialite Life]

This is the end of Shia LaBeouf‘s career now. [Amy Grindhouse]

The most ridiculous stilettos of all time. [The Frisky]

The Real Housewives hit Hawaii. [Caught on Set]

The new Three Musketeers actually looks pretty good. [Pajiba]

What “celebrity” smokes on their way out of the gym? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston‘s giving relationship advice these days. [Cele|bitchy]

What star is desperate to get with Tom Hanks? [Huff Po]

Remember back in the day when Rihanna had that girl-from-the-island-next-door vibe going on and she was all soft and easy-spoken and understatedly seductive? Yeah, I do too. And that’s the Rihanna that lives on in my heart and memory, because this new technicolor “I’ll suck your dick AND bite it off when you’re not looking, too, while slapping the shit out of you with my a thick, coarse, red dreadlock and you’ll LIKE IT BITCH” kind of creeps me out. As do her stage costumes. See for yourself.

See the chick above? Turns out she’s a real big bitch. Like, a bitch of the worst kind. The kind of bitch who exploits others’ faults (or, you know, their anything) in order to get attention. I can’t STAND that business. There was a girl I went to high school with that showed up to one of my slumber parties with this baggie full of pills to make it look like she was some kind of addict on the highway to OD. She “casually” left them half-hanging-out of her backpack that night, and when another friend intervened, she pretended to be aghast at the discovery, and quickly hid them away with no explanation. After the rest of us fourteen-year-olds provoked her and hounded her for answers, she finally caved and said that she had a Very Bad Pain Pill Addiction. Everyone was ashamed that they’d assumed her attention-seeking ways were at it again. Later on, another friend took it upon herself to reexamine the pills and as it turned out? It was an array of Tylenol capsules and aspirin tablets that had the brand names filed off so that they’d appear to be harder drugs. And that? Is akin to what the above asshole did to Quentin Tarantino, just … more embarrassing for him.

Beejoli (and really – who is EVER going to take someone in Hollywood serious that has “Beej” in their first name) claims that she ended up out on a fuck session with Tarantino, as fate would have it, and not only threw him under the bus with a mass email to all of her “friends,” which also ended up in the hands of the media, but disgraced him for his well-known foot fetish, his “ugly” penis, and his propensity to sweat. What a nice, well-mannered girl.

Jump in to read the explicit email from Beejoli herself:

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Jeez, it seems like every female in Hollywood’s jumping on the red bandwagon this summer. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and now Drew Barrymore, who probably first went red when she was, like, six and doing lines of cocaine off her agent’s bidet. Drew Barrymore’s so fucking hardcore that she probably INVENTED red hair dye. And of course, by that I mean “she absolutely did not,” but it’s fun to make extreme, nonsensical superlatives when it comes to Drew Barrymore, now isn’t it?

And that’s not even the Twilight fan in me speaking, it’s something that’s been this way for as long as I can remember. Twilight only somehow … enhanced it, you know? I mean, he is just too dang cute.

Anyway, here we have some photos of Robert during some filming downtime for his new movie, Cosmopolis, which is – come on, really? – supposed to be about vampires. No, I’m kidding. It’s actually about a rich stockbroker-type who has the best of everything and has all sorts of weird crap happen to him on the way for a haircut (? yeah I don’t get that, either) that results in him losing most of his money, which, in the end, he’s happy about. Crazy, huh? Doesn’t sound like a movie I’ll end up seeing, and I didn’t read the book, so bets appear to be off on that one, too.

But yay for cute and quirky Robert Pattinson, like, all day long!

Tracy Morgan changed his focus from gays to “retards.” [The Superficial]

Rihanna gets mauled. [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s the latest sexting politician. Losers. [Bossip]

I never realized how so very thin Emma Roberts is. [Starpulse]

Ladies and gentlemen, Buzz Aldrin is a single man. [TMZ]

And here’s the new Mission Impossible trailer. [The Blemish]

Jon Stewart, a racist? [LA Times]

Anne Hathaway‘s Catwoman suit revealed. [Huff Po]

Jennifer Aniston‘s best boyfriends. [Socialite Life]

January Jones and the police … dun dun dun. [INFDaily]

This is the woman who eats forty ice cream bars a day. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian wants to be a size two by August. [Cele|bitchy]

Steven Spielberg‘s War Horse trailer. [Pajiba]