January Jones: hottest pregnancy butt ever? [The Superficial]

Chris Martin seems very happy without Gwyneth. [Lainey Gossip]

Contrary to popular belief, Kendra Wilkinson is not fifty-eight. [Starpulse]

Uh, Kim wants HOW MUCH for engagement photos? [Bossip]

Brad and Angelina donate half-a-mil to the tornado victims. [LA Times]

Jane Lynch and Bill Maher recite Weiner’s sexts. LOL! [Pajiba]

Lily Allen: pregnant for sure. [IDLYITW]

Christina Hendricks gets hit on by women. A lot. [Amy Grindhouse]

Some ass calls Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed a Girl’ song offensive. GTFO. [The Frisky]

Details on Selena Gomez‘s recent hospitalizations. [Celebuzz]

Ew. This kid had his first kiss with Miley Cyrus. [Socialite Life]

Jason Segel on the set of The Five-Year Engagement. [Caught on Set]

Tina Fey thinks Tracy Morgan is too much of a douche to be offensive. [Cele|bitchy]

Joy Bryant in a hot, hot bikini. [INFDaily]

I’ve said before, I’ve got nothing but mad love for Jessica Simpson. MAD LOVE. She might not be a smart girl, but she’s good-hearted, she’s sweet, and she’s pretty as the day is long.

That being said, engagement and wedding-planning look really good on her. I don’t particularly think she’s lost a whole lot of weight, rather I think that she’s just dressing better lately and not choosing the most unflattering articles of clothing of all time. It helps a lot. Even when Jess was younger and thinner, she still had that curviness to her, and it’s still there. She’s still rocking it, and she still looks totally hot, don’t you think?

I do.

Hey, look, it’s LeAnn Rimes and her protruding wrist bones hips clavicles patellas sunglasses!

How are you doing, girl? Good, you say? What, working on getting pregnant with your new husband, Eddie Cibrian? Sweet. I wish you all the luck in the world, and I’m just LOVING your haircut. It really flatters your face.  I’m hoping Eddie likes it, too, otherwise those pregnancy plans of yours might fall through.  I hear he’s pretty particular on who he has sex with, but you’re fitting that busty, blonde, bony look that we all hear he’s hot for. Then again, you might have other barriers stopping you from getting knocked up – like missing those pesky regular periods.  But hey, almost there, girlfriend! YOU’RE IN IT TO WIN IT!

Could the stars have aligned any worser (yeah, I know that’s not a real word) than they had when someone decided that combining two of my least-favorite things in pop culture would be a super idea? The only thing that would be missing to complete an utter TRIFECTA of TERROR? Some hot blonde riding Adrien Brody. Then? My life would probably just implode.

The only redeeming quality of this video? HANSON. Seriously, HANSON. And the video would have actually been OK if it weren’t for Katy Perry and her guffaws. Is she one of the most obnoxious celebrities ever or what?

So in case you guys missed it, Dianna Agron wore a t-shirt this past weekend during a ‘Born This Way‘ performance at a Glee live tour thing and it said ‘likes girls.’ Quite predictably, the entire fucking world freaked. the fuck. out.

No, but seriously: first of all, who cares whether or not Dianna Agron likes chicks. A lot of chicks like chicks. I’m glad she’s using her star to spread awareness that not all people are heterosexual, because those who vapidly believe that they’re better because they’re attracted to someone of the opposite sex need a reality check in the form of a big, fat dick up their ass. But the ‘OMG! WTF! LOL! WTH!’ response that goes with this kind of stuff is so sixth grade. Seriously. Move on.

Dianna went to her blog to write this (really long, but TOTALLY WORTHWHILE) statement:

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Because trust me, you want this one.

Remember when Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight, told the story about how Robert Pattinson got cast because she made him make out with 17-year-old Kristen Stewart on her bed? Yeah, it’s that bed:

Catherine said she still has the bed Rob and K-Stew first kissed on when they were rehearsing scenes at her house for the iconic first film in the series. And Catherine said she might put the bed up for auction to help Step Up Women’s Network if there was enough demand from fans — and we’re sure it would generate plenty of interest amongst the Twihards!

Also, the charity is a great cause, offering children in high-crime areas the chance to graduate high school and go off to college!

Charity is great, of course, and I’m sure this could raise a lot of money for a good cause, but this is still the creepiest thing ever.  Ok, maybe it’s not THE creepiest (Twilight has inspired a lot of creepiness), but it’s pretty damn close.

Would you be interested in buying this bed?  Or what about the bed from The Exorcist?  Maybe the bed from Misery? Basically I’d just like to know if there’s a scenario in which you can buy a bed as a piece of memorabilia and have it not be the creepiest piece of furniture in your home.