I say “sex tape” because I’m not really sure that these two ever HAD sex. A lot of LeAnn supporters claimed that she was nothing more than a beard for her ex-husband, dancer Dean Sheremet, and that she’d longed for a real man (like Eddie Cibrian, I guess) which is why things unfolded the way they did.

Moving on.

Really, it doesn’t appear that there was any sex to be had on this tape, as the stills emailed to me today by a friend claim portray a goofy Dean Sheremet filming a goofy LeAnn Rimes clumsily trying to change her clothes, and that, my friends? Is probably the extent of any “sex” that may have happened on this tape.

Things to notice in the stills: LeAnn’s body looks MUCH MUCH better in these photos than it does today. This is living proof that the grass is not always greener. Also? I think she’s rocking her original teeth, too, not the Hollywood White veneers from Drive-Through Dental.

Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images

Did you see the Lifetime made-for-TV movie about The Craigslist Killer? Of course you did, and then you watched the hourlong documentary right after. Did you see the one starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a down-on-her-luck suburban hooker? Yes! You did! You watched it because you are such a huge Ghost Whisperer fan.

So when you read that Rob Lowe was cast as the dashing violent misogynist in a Lifetime Movie, you were a little surprised. But then you got excited! Rob Lowe can do sinister. Rob Lowe can do sociopath. And most importantly, for younger audiences anyway, Rob Lowe can do Daddy Issues. Hot.

Unfortunately, Rob Lowe was cast as killer husband Drew Peterson.

“Didn’t Lifetime already make a movie about that Peterson guy?” you are asking yourself. “Starring Dean Cain? Or am I thinking of an episode of Law and Order: SVU?”

Poor Dean Cain was typecast as Scott Peterson, the so-perfect-he-must-be-evil husband. Rob Lowe, on the other hand, has been cast as Drew Peterson, the dowdy ex-cop from the Chicago ‘burbs who was eventually revealed as a modern-day Bluebeard. You know, Drew Peterson — salt-and-pepper hair, mustache, married a 23-year-old girl, killed her…?

So this whole casting debacle is quadruple-confusing, not only because Scott Peterson isn’t Drew Peterson, but also because Rob Lowe is all wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Unless…

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Bet that ALWAYS used to happen on Saved by the Bell.

The recently-divorced and probably horny as hell Mark-Paul Gosselaar gave an interview about his new show, Franklin and Bash, a lawyer-themed series which also stars (the much hotter) Breckin Meyer. During the interview, Gosselaar talks about how a “friend” joined a hot tub party during filming for an episode of the show:

Describing a hot tub scene in which he had just a bit of topstick covering his nether regions, Gosselaar said that the chlorine caused him more than a bit of trouble.

“So [during] take three, I stand up — and there [are] a hundred extras and the crew people [watching] – and, as [co-star] Breckin [Meyer] likes to say, it was ‘Screech, Slater and Mr. Belding,’” he said, insinuating quite clearly that three members of his anatomy made surprise appearances. “They came out to play on the third take.”

So um, OK. Am I the only one not really all that excited about Mark-Paul Gosselaar‘s, um, “wardrobe malfunction”? Am I also the only one who gets all hot and bothered thinking that it’d be much, much hotter if it were Breckin Meyer in the same position?

Who’s trying to kill Joss Stone? [The Superficial]

Cameron Diaz really needs to lay off the Joker look. Shudders. [INFDaily]

Cast releases important message about True Blood. [Starpulse]

Beyonce doesn’t really believe that girls run the world. [Bossip]

Weiner porn star goes public with crazy information. [TMZ]

Bad girls you love to hate and, um, love to hate. [Socialite Life]

… Mary Kate Olsen and Kanye West hooking up? [Amy Grindhouse]

Mildred Baena’s first interview. [The Frisky]

Michelle Trachtenberg and Katee Sackhoff swap spit. [Caught on Set]

If you watch TV, you will die. [Pajiba]

J. Lo may not return to Idol. [Caught on Set]

Angelina Jolie and Mark Wahlberg? [Cele|bitchy]

Hugh Hefner claims he’s “heartbroken.” [Huff Po]

Alas, it’s finally arrived: the officially-official poster for the last installment of the Harry Potter film series. I’ve recently become a Twilight fan (always tardy to the party, guys) and the upcoming poster for Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 totally pales in comparison to the epicness that is this Harry Potter advert, but that’s not really saying all that much since the Breaking Dawn poster looks like someone who never even saw the films or read the books designed it.

What do you guys think?

If anyone is honestly, seriously surprised by this, give me your name and I’ll give you your sign.

Sources close to both Heffy Hefferson and Crystal Harris have confirmed that the wedding is definitely off. The reason behind the abrupt decision? Crystal wanted her own career (music) and didn’t want to have to live off of Hefner for the rest of her life – girlfriend wanted to make this fame and fortune shit happen on her own.

If you can believe that, I’ve got a really cool-ass bridge to sell you. For real.

Sources at TMZ claim that Crystal was “fed up” with the pittance of an allowance afforded to her by her fiance (she allegedly got a couple hundred bucks a week in spending, in addition to all of her bills being paid by Hefner), and this is probably why she left.

Anyway, I’m sure that the split ALSO had nothing to do with the fact that Crystal would become the laughingstock of the Serious Elite of Hollywood if she married Hefner (oh … wait) or that she’d be sleeping next to his shriveled-ass balls for the rest of his life (which probably isn’t all that long, but dag, some people just have NO PATIENCE).

I’m not a big Hef fan by any means, but this is probably the best thing that could have happened to both him and his fortune.