Jun 16, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie’s bum? [The Superficial]

The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip]

This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip]

Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse]

Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK]

Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba]

An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po]

Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments. [CDL]

Ashton Kutcher does more modeling. [Caught on Set]

Brad Pitt IS really hot again. [Cele|bitchy]

Crystal Harris was going to ditch Hef at the altar for $500k. [The Blemish]

Just call her “meatwad”: Nicole Scherzinger’s upskirt disaster. [Celebrity Rant]

Is Goldie Hawn finally coming back to TV? [ICYDK]

Jun 16, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

Yeah. Bad, bad anarchy. The worst, apparently.

Tyree, who’s a former Giants player, spoke out in defense of the National Organization for Marriage, which is a fundamentalist group in support of heterosexual marriage only (or as Carrie Prejean would have you think, “opposite marriage“). Tyree states:

“It’s not about establishing a theocracy, it’s about what’s right. How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all of a sudden because an influential minority has a push or an agenda and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country, not founded by men, and it’s something that’s holy and sacred. I think there’s nothing more honorable than fighting for, especially if we really care about our future generations.”

I honestly appreciate the dedication to his higher being, but he apparently doesn’t realize that the two are apples and oranges to a lot of people.

Thoughts?

Jun 16, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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My first thoughts? What the hell do YOU have to smile about, fucker?

John Edwards, recently charged with charged with conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of making a false statement, has a history of bad fortune. He cheated on his ailing wife with some obsessive, attention-seeking campaign bagger, fathered a child whose paternity he vehemently denied for two years, begged a friend to take responsibility for the child that wasn’t his, got ditched by a woman who had weeks to live, and soon after ended up the widower of the woman whose heart he had broken.

Yeah, mad tons and tons to be stoked about. Especially the possibility of that 30-year prison sentence if convicted. Loser.

Jun 16, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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They look like goons when a fierce wind blows, too.

Above (and below) we have the ever-lovely Christina Hendricks doing her best to fight the elements during a recent jaunt in West Hollywood. Without a flat iron.

While we’ve got her here, let’s talk about the concept of a Christina Hendricks without red hair. I mean, I love the shade on her, and that creamy porcelain skin is totally accentuated by the copper, but her hair’s eventually going to start breaking off at the root if she keeps this color going forever. I had my hair dyed the very same shade of red once and it lasted all of nine months. Though I positively loved it, it began looking like cheap, over-processed doll hair over the course of a few months. It went, and it went fast.

Can we imagine Christina Hendricks as anything, really, but a ginger?

Jun 16, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

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“For a while, I’d been having second thoughts about everything, so I haven’t really been at peace with myself lately. It was all just happening too fast for me. I just sat back and thought about it all. Is this what I wanted? And it wasn’t. There was no fight. He understood, and we both agreed that it wasn’t the best idea to get married. He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. [I] wanted to be true to myself … This isn’t the lifestyle for me.”

Crystal Harris on ditching Hef and the idea of being married to one of the richer men in the US.

I’m also sure that the time of her break-up and releasing her Playboy cover being at the same time is just a total coincidence, too.

Jun 15, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Sarah

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She really is. And after her fucked up husband decided to bone every trashy woman in the Chicago metro area, and after she endured a very public divorce, I think girlfriend deserves a little bit of happiness, don’t you?

Well she’s shooting for just that. With a pretty prolific actor who’s been in the news as of late, even if he hasn’t done any recent (good) movies. The dude in question is also new to the meat market, as he just recently broke up with his last girlfriend/fuck buddy.

Garcelle and the dude were photographed having dinner together, and later on leaving the restaurant as a “couple.”

Who do you think Garcelle‘s (allegedly) dating? Jump in to find out.

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