Dave Matthews Band
I cannot believe people still go to see these guys. Talk about staying power! I mean, I thought for sure that they’d stick around for the few years in high school that I can remember, but wow. Good on you, guys.
#9:
Justin Bieber
Well that’s just great. Justin Bieber on the Highest Paid list. I guess I’m not all that surprised, but I’m not all that excited, either.
#8:
The Eagles
Super. A band from forty years ago that’s managed to stay relevant. That never happens or anything. Where are the Stones in this Top 10?
#7:
Black Eyed Peas
Makes sense. The BEPs play every function known to man (Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve, Superbowl, whatever). It’s just amazing to me that ‘My Humps’ was really THAT POPULAR.
#6:
Paul McCartney
A Beatle that’s not Ringo Starr WOULD have to be on this list. Enough said.
#5:
Michael Buble
I’m just shocked that Buble’s even on this list. I like Mike, he’s great, but I just didn’t realize he was all that popular.
Nicole Richie and her absolutely adorable children were photographed out in LA earlier this week looking like they were on their way to a funeral. Or an art show. You know how those artsy-fartsy types supposedly like their black.
Seriously, though, I guess the look is kind of cute, right? I don’t know many mamas that deck their young children out in all-black, but it works on Harlow and Sparrow. Their mom is one fierce bitch, and she knows it works, too.
Yup, if you can *believe it, Kirstie Alley and Megan Fox are nearly toe-to-toe in their dress sizes. Kirstie, who claims to have lost almost thirty-eight inches since her dramatic Dancing With the Stars weight loss, states that she’s almost down to a twenty-two inch waist, which is the same measurement for the VERY SLENDER Megan Fox. An interview with Life and Style reads:
After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal – slipping into a sexy Ports 1961 dress. “My goal dress has a waist that’s 22 inches,” she shares with Life & Style. “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims. That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with sexy Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” confesses the 25-year-old. Although the Jennifer’s Body star jokes that she has to starve herself to maintain her trim physique, the truth is that it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates,” Megan reveals. Kirstie is just as determined to keep the weight off. “I’ve been dancing almost every day since the show ended,” she confides. “I like all the Latin dancing. It’s the best exercise and the best cardio.”
I’m freaked. I think she’s really almost convincing me. I wonder if it’s some kind of psychological Pavlovian experiment where someone says “skinny,” we automatically associate it with “Kirstie Alley.” Next up on the list: the word “emaciated.” It’s coming, guys.
*By “believe it,” I clearly mean “are lucky enough to be that drunk this early on a Friday and have nothing better to fill your head with than mindless urban legends.”
Here’s a 28-year-old Ken Jeong (The Hangover Part II, NBC’s Community) trying his hand at stand-up way back in 1998. What an excellent find! The clip might be NSFW, unless you have a cool boss, or headphones.
Now, at first I was all, “1998? That wasn’t very long ago.” Then I did some math on my fingers, realized that the majority of Beliebers were born in 1998, and stifled a tiny sob as I felt the icy grip of death clutching my left shoulder.
Speaking of death and dying…! Not only is Dr. Ken Jeong, M.D. oodles funnier than 1996 Seth Rogen but — I honestly believe this — Ken could have revolutionized comedy with his unexpected brand of “doctor humor.” (Watch for the hilariously unfunny “You Might Be a Diabetic” bit.)
What were you guys doing last night? Anything good? ‘Cause Britney had a pretty good night – she kicked off her latest tour at a venue in Sacramento, CA and she PACKED THE SHIT out of it. Take a look at the video below. I’m really excited about this. Not, you know, excited enough to go and fork over a small fortune to see someone who’s personality gets me off more than their music, but interested nevertheless. And she’s looking great.
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