Jun 21, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Bristol Palin accusing Levi Johnston of rape? [The Superficial]

The hottest, most talented multi-racial men on the planet. [Bossip]

Even more photos of what Ryan Dunn was doing in the hours prior to his fatal car wreck. [TMZ]

Does Nick Cannon have a big new job? [Starpulse]

Lady Gaga is as bizarre backstage as she is onstage. [Lainey Gossip]

Bradley Cooper moving in on Zoe Saldana? [Rumor Fix]

Game of Thrones episode 10 quiz. [LA Times]

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake back together? [Socialite Life]

15 great Real Housewives GIFs. [The Frisky]

Heidi Montag works out fourteen hours a day. [Yeeeah]

William Shatner in Star Trek sequel? [Pajiba]

LeAnn Rimes’ vagina tattoo is HAWT. [Amy Grindhouse]

Mariah Carey’s disappointed with the level of fame her kids got her. [Cele|bitchy]

The best sex in the US. [The Frisky]

Jun 21, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”

First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”

Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”

Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Jun 21, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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As Emily said yesterday, there’s a lot of conflicting feelings about the accident that occurred early yesterday morning involving Ryan Dunn and a passenger after a night at the bar. As y’all are probably aware, Dunn and his passenger ended up dead.

Critic Roger Ebert took to his Twitter account to throw his two cents in and stated:

“Friends don’t let Jackasses drink and drive.”

Naturally, Ebert caught some flak, especially from Dunn’s friends, and even Perez Hilton, who’s staff said on his website that it was too soon for such a joke. Ebert responded by saying:

“Perez Hilton’s readers agree with me and not with Perez about my tweet on Ryan Dunn. He drank, he drove, 2 people died.”

OK, so take a breath: let’s examine the preliminary findings. Police say speed was a factor in the crash, and that Dunn may have been doing upwards of 110 mph on the highway in West Chester, PA. A highway where there were more than likely other drivers present. Probably, like, dads and stuff on their way into Philly or New York or something to start Monday’s workweek. Anyway. Moving on – though police haven’t *officially* ruled that drinking was a factor in the crash, photos have been posted through various medias saying that prior to the crash, witnesses saw that Dunn had ingested at least six alcoholic beverages: three drinks and three shots. There are photos over at TMZ depicting a lot of what went on in the two hours before Dunn wrecked his car.

So YES, this is someone’s son, husband, boyfriend, friend, brother, whatever. YES, it’s completely tragic, and there was also a passenger involved who was also probably many of these things and that makes it even worse. But just assuming that alcohol MAY HAVE played a part in this horrific crash, I’m going to say: these are the things that happen when you – or your friends allow you to – get behind the wheel after drinking. I’m way sorry to Dunn and passenger’s family, and all in all, they are the ones who will suffer the most, but I am RELIEVED that if all of this drinking IS the case, that no others were harmed because of a really, really bad decision.

Ebert may or may not have made his quip too soon – after all, Dunn isn’t even cold in the grave yet – but on the whole, I agree with him if drinking and driving was what ultimately caused this accident. Because sorry, three drinks and three shots are enough to impair anyone’s driving, let’s not pretend.

Jun 21, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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Stacy Ferguson was photographed in LA this past week wearing some pretty questionable pants. I totally love how the guy on her right is looking at her like, “Girl, where you think YOU’RE going?” and how everyone’s trying not to point at her chicken neck. (That’s what happens after too many facial surgeries, you know.)

Most times when I post these Love It or Leave It things, I’m, like, laughing inside because the answer is ALWAYS, ALWAYS “leave it.” This time, however, I actually love these pants. Seriously. I know many of you probably think that I’m joking, but I’m being completely honest. What do you guys think?

Image via Celebuzz

Jun 21, 2011 at 04:30 am by Jenn

Alyssa Campanella at Sugar Factory on June 19, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Thank God my mother didn’t catch this year’s Miss USA pageant on TV. I mean, I missed it, too—does anyone between the ages of 13 and 60 watch it anymore? (And do let me know in the comments if you did, weirdos. I just know there’s one 40-year-old dude here who turned off his cell phone and popped himself some kettle corn.)

Oh, mom. The times, they are a-changin’: this year’s pageant winner, Alyssa Campanella of California, believes that evolution should be taught in schools. (That stance isn’t incredible on its own, no, but it likely came as a shock to the all-important Bible Belt demographic.) Miss Campanella is one of only two contestants who announced, point-blank, a belief in the theory of evolution at all. Most pageant contestants either said that intelligent design and evolution should be taught in schools (zzz), while the rest seemed to misunderstand the question.

Her argument isn’t very structured, no, but apparently Miss Campanella’s candor gave her a competitive edge:

Unprecedented! Miss USA 2011 also spoke in favor of medical marijuana, kind of:

Well, I understand why that question would be asked, especially with today’s economy, but I also understand that medical marijuana is very important to help with those who need it, m-medically? Uh. I’m not sure, if it should be legalized, if it would really affect, you know, with the drug wars—I mean, it’s abused today? Unfortunately? So that’s the only reason why I would kind of be a little bit against it, but medically it’s okay? So… that’s my answer.

Last year’s pageant winner, Rima Fakih of Michigan, was the first Muslim crowned Miss USA! Betcha didn’t know that! How could you? You have never watched a Miss USA pageant in your life.

Jun 20, 2011 at 06:30 pm by Sarah

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Ryan Gosling and his dog – not sure which is cuter. [Lainey Gossip]

Avril Lavigne is WAY CLASSY. [Starpulse]

Is this video footage of Kim Kardashian cheating? [Bossip]

Is Glee getting an entirely new cast? [Huff Po]

Video footage of Ryan Dunn’s crash course. [TMZ]

In-depth Q&A with the hot Peter Facinelli. [LA Times]