One thing I’ve got to say is that Britney‘s really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she’s charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.

However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked‘s famous “fuck you, I’m out” skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That’s probably some pretty big trouble if she didn’t, y’know), flashing a police officer in front of a minor (ding: MORE big trouble), and yesterday’s “bust a pap in the mouth with a mic” thing. Promoting violence are we? And the ending is just weird. Is that supposed to be an Adnan Ghalib-alike? And what’s with the milk – and the seashells?

Regardless, I’m on board for a full-on Britney revival, and it doesn’t look like it’s that far off.

The photos are really just because, and since Twilight has kind of been my new thing for the past few weeks, I thought it appropriate to show as many photos of the trio (and in this case, duo) as I could possibly muster.

Kristen and Taylor were photographed on the red carpet for A Better Life screening, a film about gangs and immigration and a man trying to give his son a, um, “better life” than maybe he had. I suppose that’s where that film title comes from. Huh.

Not pictured? Robert Pattinson, who’s probably working on, like, one of four movies or something right now.

Is it me, or is K-Stew just, like, so so gorgeous?

Yesterday, Tom Hanks visited the set of ¡Despierta América! (“Wake Up America!”), a Spanish-language morning show on Univision. Below, the Weather Report, which is already making the rounds online:

The clip, approximately:

- Today’s guest, Tom Hanks!

- Tom Hanks is sweating.

- Tom Hanks is sweating because he ate a chili pepper on a dare during the last segment.

- Tom Hanks preemptively begins dancing. Not yet, Tom!

- Maybe Tom Hanks is sweating because today is the hottest day of the year!

- AND NOW, TODAY’S FORECAST

- Venezuela-born television personality Chiquinquirá “Chiqui” Delgado leads Tom Hanks to the green screen.

- Tom Hanks has trouble locating Hot-lanta.

- Tom Hanks marches toward Ecuador.

You can also watch the Tom Hanks food segment, the Tom Hanks interview, and the part where Wilmer Valderrama waves at Tom Hanks via satellite.

There’s a chance that Britney Spears is still crazy. Ok, no, she’s definitely still crazy, but she also definitely looking way hot these days, and that’s why it’s totally fine if you feel aroused by this video.  Just look at that guy – he’s totally feeling it.  Don’t hold back.  Let yourself be free, if only for one minute and thirty five seconds.

And here’s a fun fact about Britney that you might enjoy: if she takes it upon herself to tie you to a stripper pole in front of hundreds of people and sexy dance all over you, she’ll be sweet enough to drape a pink feather boa around your shoulders to discreetly hide your massive erection.  Isn’t that just the nicest thing you’ve heard in ages?

Just yesterday, Sarah showed you guys a clip of how much of a train wreck Amy Winehouse is these days.  At that point, Amy had cancelled a couple of shows, but now, she’s just throwing in the towel completely by cancelling her whole European tour.  Girl was going to head out to Spain, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, Poland, Hungary and Romania, but that’s over, because clearly she is incapable of functioning internationally.

I think this might be a good sign.  It looks like this is Amy being like “yeah, you got me, I’m not in any shape to be gallivanting around the continent. I’ma take myself back to rehab, work on myself, and then we’ll do this up proper.” Either that, or everyone who booked her saw her first performance and promptly backed out.  If Amy Winehouse has taught us one thing, it’s that anything is possible.

Or maybe not.  Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they’re just trying to make things not completely horrible and awkward when they bump into each other at award shows or something. I don’t know.  All I know is that Chris Brown can’t work Twitter.

You know how you can send direct messages and you can send the little @ replies to people?  Poor Chris Brown has a little trouble with that.  Yesterday, he got the two things confused, and he sent Rihanna a message, in front of God and everybody, that said “you got that pic I sent you?”  He deleted the Tweet soon after, but the internet is lightning quick, and now we all know about it.

It’s possible the picture was totally innocent. Maybe he got another shitty tattoo he thought she’d like to see, or maybe he saw something funny at the Walmart – it’s really anyone’s guess.  But nowadays, when the public thinks of Chris Brown and pictures, only one thing comes to mind.  And that’s his dick.  Are you understanding the logic here yet?  Chris Brown is incapable of sending anyone a picture that isn’t of his junk.

At this point in time, I feel like I’ve been over Rihanna for decades, like “Rude Boy” came out when I was three and it’s been violently hammered into my soul ever since.  Still though, I wouldn’t like to see Rihanna go back to such an abusive prick, or even be subjected to a penis picture or two.  What about you guys, what’s your stance on this nowadays?