Do you know what I mean? It’s kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he’s all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn’t really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn’t interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.
Here we have photos of the US’s very own Miley Cyrus, still on her Gypsy Heart tour that’s stopping everywhere but here. You sad yet?
I don’t know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there’s something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline.
Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it’s a series that’s supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there’s no football to be played. I’m hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing’s really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall – not even something as faux-glorious as Football Cops.
Who’s your favorite?
And are you excited about the possibility of football this year?
*For the record, I have positively no doubt that this is a total joke. Football Cops, lol. Could you imagine?
I watched the video – and you should, too – and I’m still kind of confused. I mean, I don’t always process the things people say in the way that they’re meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that’s what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could be lost playing with this mess? Combining Harry Potter and Choose Your Own Adventure is like chocolate teaming up with raspberry for, fuck, like anything at all. In other words? One of the best things that could possibly happen IN LIFE.
I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me – aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff – but this? This is seriously the best she’s ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she’s MEMORABLE now.
Congrats, Evan – you’ve finally found your look! Stick to it, ’cause it’s definitely working well on you, girl.
Breaking news that hits me anywhere between my “schadenfreude” and “just sad” glands: Lindsay flunked another alcohol test while living on her rooftop. Whoops! I’m sure this is all simply a misunderstanding.
She’s scheduled to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner this morning.
Just as a reminder—because this is understandably a little confusing for the rest of us—Lindsay is under house arrest for stealing a necklace, but the terms of her probation were part of the whole DUI thing.
Yesterday, Sarah showed you the link to Lindsay’s Life & Style interview, in which the entitled, freckled young criminal insists she isn’t drinking these days. From the magazine:
Lindsay was forced to give up her fancy dinners, partying and shopping sprees when a judge sentenced her to house arrest in May, but the star still gets to have frequent visits from friends and family. “I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice,” Lindsay says.
Although, she insists, there is no booze, no matter what. “When my friends come over, they’re not drinking,” she notes. “Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.“
CNN reports that Lindsay spoke with Life & Style’s interviewer June 18, 5 days after she failed her alcohol test.
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