Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?).  It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I’ve ever heard.

It’s kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do.  If you don’t, just know that she’s donating all the money she gets from that little family portrait up there to charity and that Carey Hart has been pooped on.  Do you love it or what?

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And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love.  Or did you not know that?

Let’s listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:

“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the source said, but she’s convinced Ice-T, 53, that it would draw more eyeballs to their show on E!

“Besides that, Coco has reminded Ice that her booty – the part of her body that he loves most – would get even bigger while she’s pregnant,” the insider revealed. “Ice wasn’t sure if he wanted to have another kid, but he real­izes Coco’s maternal instincts are kicking in,” said the source, “and if it can get ratings for their show at the same time, it’s a no-brainer!”

What a charmer Ice-T is!  I think it’ll be really touching for that child to know one day that he came into this world as a ratings ploy, don’t you?  Oh, how I rejoice for the future youth of our country!

More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial]

Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily]

The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky]

Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse]

Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip]

George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word “marriage.” [Cele|bitchy]

This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times]

Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn’s death to a T. [TMZ]

Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky]

Beyonce‘s new album a flop? [Socialite Life]

“Penistweeter.” A name you need to know. [OMGBlog]

Jena Malone nudes. For real. [Yeeeah]

January Jones was trying to get pregnant. That explains a lot. [Amy Grindhouse]

Jessica Biel gets all effed up. [Caught on Set]

Kim Kardashian and lingerie. Oh boy. [ICYDK]

Wiz Khalifa‘s security totally messes a fan up. [Bossip]

And by “fake,” I mean that she is computer-animated, a digital Frankenstein assembled piecemeal from 6 other members of the (61-member) girl group, AKB48.

Aimi Eguchi debuted in this Japanese candy commercial for Glico—she’s the one front-and-center at the end, a digital composite made from each of the other girls who appear in the ad:

Glico would have gotten away with it for a little longer, too, if it weren’t for those pesky J-pop fans, who quickly uncovered the conspiracy on Internet message boards. (Here’s how Glico did it.)

The most famous Japanese “virtual idol” is probably Hatsune Miku, but the first virtual idol was Kyoko Date. Of course, Kyoko isn’t as convincingly human as Aimi—not by a long shot!—but back in 1996 she looked totally amazing.

Advantages of virtual pop-stardom:

- No concerts canceled due to “exhaustion”

- Can’t die of heroin overdose

- Won’t get fat

- Can’t release “live” or “unplugged” albums

- Can’t date Justin Bieber

She’s not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though – she’s hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There’s a reason girlfriend’s called “Halle Scary,” you know.

Let’s be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let’s not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out BS just because she’s wearing a shirt depicting peaceful birds all up on it.

FUCK YOU, TOMATO.

I know that’s, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I’m here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D’you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party:

Crazy, right? Here’s another photo of girlfriend just doing her thing, trying hard to NOT look like Kim Kardashian:

This nutty bitch even has the same style INITIALS as KK, just a few letters off.

In short? I don’t know who’s sadder – KK MM or Reggie Bush. I mean, girl’s gotta make a living somehow, and if posing as a Kardashian pays the bills, whatever. But dating the very same Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend? That’s … a little weird. And very sad for the ex-boyfriend in question.

Here’s a side-by-side comparison if you aren’t yet convinced just how weird all of this really is:

Two images are courtesy of MediaTakeout