I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like this is going to be a great day. It looks like it might be somewhat sunny later, I get to play with my puppies, I have super glittery fingernails that keep catching my attention from my keyboard. There’s just some kind of magic in the air, so naturally, I want to share that with you. And the only way I know how to do that is by posting a picture of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson having a ball down at the Splash Mountain. Is that adequate?
Does anyone understand the impulse to get all inappropriately touchy with your favorite celebrities? And I’m not talking about stalking or getting inappropriately touchy with a knife, I hope none of you understand that at all, I’m talking about working yourself up over a celebrity to the point where you cannot help but sneak around security to give a very unwanted hug. Like this poor girl at the Miley Cyrus concert who has too much obsession in her to stay behind the barrier. What’s that all about?
I also love how Miley’s so tough, but she can’t handle the terror of a tiny teenybopper. I get it, my initial reaction would probably be to flip my shit as well, but once I saw that it was a harmless little girl that was being wrestled to the ground anyway, I think I’d be a little more cool, don’t you? Then again, I bet that’s just how Whitney Houston felt in The Bodyguard, you know? It’s a fine, fine line.
“Sometimes people have to go through things. We all understand that, and we all deserve a second chance. I’m not worried about her at all. I think she’s going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented. When you love once, you always will, and you have to care.”
I agree, Wilmer, I totally think Lindsay deserves a second chance. However, I think that second chance was probably sometime in 2006, right? This girl is miles past a second chance; if I had to guess, I’d say that this past time was approximately her 253rd chance. And I get it, Wilmer, you’re too busy creeping to think about numbers and logic, but just consider that the next time you go to get yourself in the press by talking about your most famous ex, all right?
If not, then you better make some room, because it’s coming your way pretty soon. I know, you’ve already spent a couple of years learning to love and adore Snooki, The Situation, and all the others for all that they are, and I know it hurts, but life is about change. That’s why, after the fifth season, Jersey Shore is starting from scratch.
The good news is that we’ve still got two whole seasons with our favorite guidos and guidettes. They just finished filming the fourth season, the one in Italy, and they start filming the fifth season back in Jersey on Monday. After all that magic, MTV will set out to find the next generation of trashy 20-somethings to enchant the nation. Are we excited?
Do you know what this means for some of you guys? It means that you get an adequate heads up to get you a spray tan, tease your hair up, and work on your finest Jersey dialect so you can fool MTV into giving you the sweetest free ride of your life. Let me know how it goes!
This is a whole lot for me to process, ok? I’ve always thought Katy Perry was an attractive lady, but I think a lot of the attractiveness comes from her budget Betty Page vibe. The thing is, now that she’s made the plunge and jumped on the ginger bandwagon, she just sort of looks like some moderately hot chick you’d see down at the pool, you know? And I feel so bad about that, because I’ve always considered myself a ginger advocate, but how I am supposed to take that role seriously now that I’m so put off by Katy’s new redheadedness?
Thankfully, I’ll just have to deal with these feelings directly for the next three weeks, because that’s how long Katy’s waiting till she dyes her hair again. It turns out that she never even wanted to be one of the elite (gingers, keep up), she just botched the coloring. This probably means she’s trying to go blonde, right? Ugh. What a sad day that will be.
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