This? Is Megan Fox‘s latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she’s been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point.

My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she’s beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You’re just not that all that nice, Megan.

Anyway, I guess if you’re not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay relevant somehow or another. A for effort, Megs, but I’m with Emily when I say that you’re just a poor man’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Sorry, girl!

“Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants?” That was my first reaction to many of these photos. Even though I couldn’t stop staring at the ageless, timeless, gorgeous Mary J. Blige, the stirrup pants question lingered in the back of my head. For real: Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants? Also, Busta Rhymes put on quite a belly, that’s for certain. Last thing? Theo Huxtable just REFUSES TO AGE, doesn’t he.

OK, like three, anyway. It’s not like he swept the entire evening, even though he did win the best male R&B artist. And what the hell is that about, anyway? Naturally, I don’t like Chris Brown – and before all you bleeding hearts start in on about forgiving people their sins and whatever, let it be said that Chris Brown is just one messed-up dude, and if GMA didn’t prove that, y’all are blind – but looking objectively at his music? Meh. I don’t know. I could think of a thousand other R&B artists that deserve this award more than Brown does. The rest of the list, I’ve got no problem with – they were all pretty good, spot-on choices, but Chris Brown? Come on, guys. If there was anyone more full of shit than Chris Brown, there’d … wait, never mind. There IS nobody more full of shit than Chris Brown. My bad.

Viewer’s Choice
Chris Brown f/ Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes – “Look at Me Now”

Best Female R&B Artist
Jennifer Hudson

Best Male R&B Artist
Chris Brown

Best Group
Diddy Dirty Money

Best Female Hip Hop Artist
Nicki Minaj

Best Male Hip Hop Artist
Kanye West

Best Collaboration
Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, “Look At Me Now”

Best New Artist
Wiz Khalifa

YoungStars Award
Jaden Smith & Willow Smith

Best Gospel
Mary Mary

Centric Award
Marsha Ambrosius

Best International Act (Africa)
2Face Idibia (Nigeria)
D’ Banj (Nigeria)

Best International Act (UK)
Tinie Tempah

Best Actress
Taraji P. Henson

Best Actor
Idris Elba

Best Movie
For Colored Girls

Sportswoman of the Year
Serena Williams

Sportsman of the Year
Michael Vick

I get Lady Gaga, I do. She’s a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That’s fine, that’s whatever, she can do her thing, I don’t care. But this is where I draw the line.  ”This” being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup.  Because she’s so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she’s doing.  Totally original, totally fresh.  And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan.  Ugh.

On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here?  So creepy, right?

Rosie here is the lady who replaced Megan Fox in the Transformers movies.  And maybe it’s just her breathtaking dress here combined with my total lack of appreciation for Megan Fox, but I think Rosie has Megan beat by miles and miles, at least.

What about you guys:  Rosie or Megan?

Well, then you best get your ass over to Glastonbury, because the word is that Beyonce will be joined onstage tonight by those lovely ladies, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, to recreate one of the most magical musical trios of all time!  I know, I’m looking into airline tickets too!

Before we all get our hopes up too high, let’s get grounded a little by reading the actual story:

A story in today’s Daily Mirror claims Michelle, 30, first suggested the idea that the girls get together and now it seems all three will at least spend some time together at the festival.

An insider claimed: “Beyoncé was over the moon and sorted them out with Access All Area passes and accommodation. From there, plans developed and the idea of a brief on-stage Sunday evening reunion was mooted. It’s still very much up in the air as no one wants Bey to feel she’s being upstaged. One idea is for the two girls to join her on stage towards the end of her set for a medley of their hits. But whatever happens, the three girls are getting back together at Glasto and planning on having an absolute ball.”

I don’t know about you guys, but I am just so thankful for this.  Sure, Beyonce has been crazy successful since the Destiny’s Child days, but her solo music? I’m sorry, and maybe it’s just my inner 13-year-old rocking out in my soul, but “Halo” doesn’t hold a candle to something like “Emotion”, or even “Jumpin’, Jumpin’.” So yes, I would be absolutely ecstatic over a Destiny’s Child reunion.  What about you guys?