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And that’s not even the Twilight fan in me speaking, it’s something that’s been this way for as long as I can remember. Twilight only somehow … enhanced it, you know? I mean, he is just too dang cute.
Anyway, here we have some photos of Robert during some filming downtime for his new movie, Cosmopolis, which is – come on, really? – supposed to be about vampires. No, I’m kidding. It’s actually about a rich stockbroker-type who has the best of everything and has all sorts of weird crap happen to him on the way for a haircut (? yeah I don’t get that, either) that results in him losing most of his money, which, in the end, he’s happy about. Crazy, huh? Doesn’t sound like a movie I’ll end up seeing, and I didn’t read the book, so bets appear to be off on that one, too.
But yay for cute and quirky Robert Pattinson, like, all day long!
















































































































Gross. He is really not attractive.
Meh, not my type. He seems like a nice guy, but I don’t get the appeal of him sexually. Not sure about this movie. It sounds rather…bad. And the book isn’t supposed to be all that good, either. We’ll see. It doesn’t sound like something I’ll see, either.
He looks very special needs to me. I just don’t see the appeal.
What’s with the homeless guy look? I think he’s a good looking guy and he has that whole dirty English guy appeal but he could really clean himself up a bit.
Nooooooooooo. Just nooooooooooooo.