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Do You Have Enough Love in Your Heart for A Brand New Jersey Shore Cast?

A photo of the cast of Jersey Shore

If not, then you better make some room, because it’s coming your way pretty soon.  I know, you’ve already spent a couple of years learning to love and adore Snooki, The Situation, and all the others for all that they are, and I know it hurts, but life is about change.  That’s why, after the fifth season, Jersey Shore is starting from scratch.

The good news is that we’ve still got two whole seasons with our favorite guidos and guidettes. They just finished filming the fourth season, the one in Italy, and they start filming the fifth season back in Jersey on Monday.  After all that magic, MTV will set out to find the next generation of trashy 20-somethings to enchant the nation.  Are we excited?

Do you know what this means for some of you guys?  It means that you get an adequate heads up to get you a spray tan, tease your hair up, and work on your finest Jersey dialect so you can fool MTV into giving you the sweetest free ride of your life.  Let me know how it goes!

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