Without peeking, can you guess who these boobs belong to?
The answer is hidden after the break!
Aha! That’s right! They’re attached to model, reality star, and Nerd Princess, the newly-single Adrianne Curry, who makes no secret of being a Star Wars fan.
The fledgling philosopher tweeted the photo of her polka-dot bra and belt buckle along with this existential question:
boobs…abs…star wars…what else does life have2offer?
I thought about it for a few seconds, and Adrianne is right! I’d always hoped life would maybe offer homeownership, health insurance, and Calphalon-brand bakeware, but sure enough, true emotional fulfillment comes from within. Or close to within. Near within. Like, right on top of within. In the general boob area of within.
yeah i think the tag gave it away. ps, they are boobs of doom, i’d kill my surgeon.
Drat! OK, I’ve taken the gigantic tag off.
P.S. I just realized I missed out on a potentially glorious “dunes of Tatooine” joke. :(
she’s just… exhausting.
…could that woman be a) more in love with herself? b) more bored?!?! she freaking tweets pics of the tatas CONSTANTLY.
Well I can think of a hell of a lot more than boobs, abs, and Star Wars, that’s for damn sure!