Chris Crocker: From YouTube Star to Porn Star

Chris Crocker transformation

Please, mom, stop reading right now.

Self-made celebrity Chris Crocker—that’s right, the “Leave Britney Aloooone” guy—has been experimenting with a new, scruffy look. And it works? Like, it totally works. Not only does the kid look great, he’s looking androgynous-male-model great.

Chris Crocker is evidently aware of his own ugly-duckling transformation story, and that’s probably why he’s been posting his own nude photos to his NSFW Tumblr. Today, Gawker announces that Chris Crocker is on his way to a feature-length porno, shooting (aaaaauuuuggghh) this summer.

So, um, I guess that’s it, then: I’m about to fulfill my longstanding nightmare of posting a pile of Chris Crocker’s dickshots to the Internet, just as Chris Crocker himself always intended. I… I’m sorry. I’ll, uh, catch you on the flip-side. Good luck.

14 Comments

  1. YoMama says:

    Um, wow, I guess? Who knew the whiny little fuck was so hung? And why do I feel so dirty and ashamed for saying that? Fuck, I gotta go take a shower now.

  2. Chaz says:

    Geez, I fuckin HATE breakin in the new broad! Jenny, nudity on this site is limited to tits & gash shots! Get with the program!!

  3. Hoob says:

    I’m cool with the wiener. And Jenny, Im digging the posts. They hate all the new writers. Keep yo’ head up!

  4. L says:

    Hottie with a lottie.

  5. ang says:

    Well dayum!

    To bad he is playing for the other team. Lol.

  6. kb says:

    There are so many things wrong with this post, namely that this kid’s dick kinda turned me on.

  7. Chaz says:

    Apology accepted Jenn. Took a look at your blog….you were holding a PBR. Either you are an unpretentious, low maintenance chic, something SORELY missing in the Midwest, or have really shitty taste in beer. I believe you to be the unpretentious, low maintenance variety. Still waiting for a decent glimpse of your cans though!

  8. bex says:

    Damn, that’s quite a kick stand. BTW, speaking for the ladies (namely myself) – tits and gash get boring after a while. Thanks for the change up. Your posts are awesome. No breaking in necessary; you got this shit on lock.

  9. Stacey says:

    Damn. He’s hot as he is…or dressed as a woman.

  10. anthony says:

    danm he is hot and who cares if he is gay and well hung at that like that cock