And by “a couple,” I clearly mean “a couple hundred.” Damn, Jennifer Lopez, you’re really comfortable going out in public in head to toe snakeskin? I don’t know, I think that’s pretty indicative of a problem. I mean, you are the lady who enjoys wearing nude jumpsuits and disco ball jumpsuits and atrocities of a more general nature, but really?
OH WAIT. I understand now. It’s a revenge ensemble. You know, from that time that snake almost killed her. Because really, what better way to say “fuck you” than by wearing someone’s friends?
It’s so early in the morning, and we’ve already cleared up some mysteries and learned some life lessons. There’s no telling how far we can go today, guys. The sky’s the limit.