This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper’s helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture’s a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you’re welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn’t touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn’t either. Also, if you’re turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. Also, David Hasselhoff.
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It’s Pamela Anderson! The Hasselhoff thing really should have given it away. But yes, crack-loving, trashy-looking, nipple-baring Pam Anderson did that drunk girl move that I can’t stand: “oh look, you have a cute hat/helmet/piece of jewelry/boyfriend, I’m going to claim it as my own, don’t I look so adorably wasted?”
No, Pam Anderson. No you do not.
Images courtesy of The Daily Telegraph