And by “DB,” of course I mean “douchebag,” but I have to be careful about what goes up there in that big, bold headline or the advertisers curl up into little balls and burst into flame. It’s not pretty.
Tracy Morgan, or if you need further information on how to best identify him, “the unfunny one who was on SNL for awhile,” has taken his sad skit to a new level: bashing homosexuals. Apparently Morgan (who still has his own comedy tour, if you can believe it) did a show earlier in the week, where he claimed that he would stab his son “to death” if he was gay, and bashed gays if they couldn’t take a joke. Some of Morgan’s more rage-inducing quips:
-Mr. Morgan took it upon himself to mention about how he feels all this gay shit was crazy and that women are a gift from God and that “Born this Way” is bullshit, gay is a choice, and the reason he knows this is exactly because “God don’t make no mistakes” (referring to God not making someone gay cause that would be a mistake).
-He said that there is no way a woman could love and have sexual desire for another woman, that’s just a woman pretending because she hates a fucking man. He took time to visit the bullshit of this bullying stuff and informed us that the gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.
-He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little fuckers that bully them, not whine about it. He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N***** to death.
-He mentioned that Barack Obama needed to man up and quit being all down with this just because he has a wife and two daughters. All of this being followed by thunderous cheer and “You go Tracys”. Tracy then said he didn’t fucking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.
I guess it’s not a big surprise, as Morgan’s done this kind of stuff in the past – in 2009, he did a show at Carnegie Hall where he claimed that being gay was “a choice.” What’s surprising, however? That he’s practically OWNED by Tina Fey, who’s long been a supporter of the LGBT community. The worst thing about this is that his comments garnered applause and support from a lot of the people in the audience. Now, if that’s not, I don’t know, AN ENTIRE FUCKING BUILDING-FUL of people who need to go and get fucked, I don’t know what is.