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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo: Marevil
“Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH!”
First runner-up: Exavy
“The Omen VI: Eyeliner meltdown”
Second runner-up: Anon
“SOON.”
Congrats to Marevil, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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i think that a girl would be best because ever one wants to have a girl i no i would plus a boy would be good to because there would be a boy to take out the trash n all that n not so much drama as a girl -
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If you won’t do it, now David Hasselhoff can suck himself off!
“Tell me your secrets to life little Hoff, show me how to be the best David Hasselhoff I can be”.
“I need you inside me”
The Hoff Dildo now in period red
MR. HOFF: “I’m what you face, When you face in the mirror! Long as you live, I will still be here!”
MIDGET JEKYLL: “God damn you, Hoff! Take all your evil deeds and rot in hell!”
Thinking – Who does this guy think he is? does he think he’s me? Imposter!
Says – Damn you look good
I knew it was a good idea to make myself into a popsicle- with all the sucking I do!
hello is it me your looking for, i can see it in your eyes lmao
LOL!
“Wy hello there hansome wered you come from i bet you would just melt in my mouth your so smooth i think i will”
“Wy hello there hansome wer’ed you come from, i bet you would just melt in my mouth,you so smooth, i think i just might.”
I this tastes only half as good as it looks it will be a hit.
Now the Hoff can suck and be cool at the same time. At least for a couple minutes, then it will be back to just sucking
Wow, my ass does stink!
I am finally the King of POP(sicle
I am finally the King of POP(sicle
Uhh! Awww, sookie sookie now!
Hey! Oww, uhh! Come on, baby!
Hey there, Sugar Darlin’,
Let me tell you something
I’ve been trying to say, now.
You look so sweet,
And you’re so doggone fine.
I just can’t get you out of my mind.
You’ve become a sweet taste in my mouth!!
So thats what it looks like…..hmm, who knew?
Forget the gerbil, this is all mine.
How many licks does it take to get into David Hasselhoff?
“Its ok lil hoff your gonna be big in germany just like your papa”
“You go near my beer,my hamburger or my video camera again,and I will kill you,Little Hoff…”
Its made with del monte pineapple juice and vodka officer. What now you want me to walk a stright line are you kidding me im the hoff man. Kit where are you when i need you damnit.
maybe america will like this instead of just germany
Go ahead, take a lick, dont you want hoff inside of you?
I don’t blame the guy, if i had a popsicle made of me id be licking it head to toe too, im sure he knows exactly the way he likes it ;)
Mirror mirror on the stick who is the fairest in the land. I did’nt make it in a band. I could’nt make love in the sand so they cancelled my winning hand. (baywatch) If i keep drinking will i end up in the can. Please tell me ill be sober again.
I wonder if I can drink this ?
I shall call you.. Michael, no wait…. Mitch.
“I wish my ***k was this big :(”
“Suck on this haters”
“Fame, it’s me ‘the hoff’ please take me back”
“What kids won’t know, this Popsicle is actually 70% alcohol. Not from concentrate”.