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Anne Hathaway Is Not Afraid to Pistol Whip A Dude

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No, not in real life. In real life, Anne Hathaway is far too cute to pistol whip anyone.  But at work, anything goes, and that’s exactly what a stuntman for The Dark Knight Rises learned the hard way:

Anne Hathaway injured a stuntman on the set of new Batman movie ‘The Dark Knight Rises’.  The 28-year-old actress – who stars as Selina Kyle/Catwoman in the Christopher Nolan-directed film – got a “bit carried away” while staging an on-set fight and hurt a man with the butt of a gun.  A source said: “Anne got a bit carried away during a fight scene and mistakenly shoved the butt of a gun right into the actor’s eye socket.  He came away with a massive black eye.  Anne was mortified.”

As an apology, Anne sent the guy a silver pen that was engraved with the immortal words, “Remember no one packs a punch like Anne.”

I hope someone was able to record this. I’m not one for violence, but to see little Annie lose her shit and clock someone with the butt of a gun?  That would just be priceless, am I right?

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  • This movie script,is for Mrs Hollywood Hathaway,it is an original movie script,and it was not borrowed or copied from any other movie,it is just an idea of mine that I would,like to share,with you,for the next time you’re be filmed in a new movie.I think that your next new movie should be a comedy/family film,and you should call this movie,The Queen Of North America,and the story/theme,of The Queen Of North America,should be based,on the following:

    Your new movie title:The Queen Of The North America

    The story/theme of The Queen Of North America:

    As a secretary,working at a local down town office,you(Mrs Anne Hathaway),was encountered by a friend of your manager,and his name was Robert Wilson,and he thought that you Mrs Anne Hathaway was very beautiful,and you(Mrs Anne Hathaway),was listening to an instrumental of a song called Breaker Breaker,and this instrumental came from a rap song,that was originally rapped by a rapper named GZA,so then Robert and your Manager,invited you(Mrs Anne Hathaway),to lunch with them,at a famous restaurant/bar,just a few stoplights away,from the office,and when the three,of you arrived at the restaurant,there was a King,there at the restaurant,having lunch,with a group of his good friends,and the King’s name was(Michael I the 1st)and he was from Holland,and when he saw you(Mrs Hathaway),he fell,in love with you,like falling in love at first sight,then Michael I The 1st offered to make you(Mrs Anne Hathaway,his Queen,and you(Mrs Anne Hathaway),accepted his proposal,and you all lived happily ever after.

  • Hello,this is a movie script,for Mrs Hathaway,I came from the caribbean,from an island named,St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in Canada,in Ontario,and I wrote Mrs Hathaway,a movie script,it is a comedy/family/drama film,and I think that her next new movie,should be called The Beach Trip,and the story/theme,of The Beach Trip should be based upon the following:

    Her New movie title:The Beach Trip

    The story/theme that The Beach Trip,should be based upon:

    While having a picnic,on a California,beach with some of your(Mrs Anne’s),friends,you(Mrs Anne),decided to surf some waves,with your friends,then you(Mrs Anne Hathaway),found a treasure map,on the shore,when you went back,to where,you(Anne)and your friends were picnicing,so you(Mrs Anne),showed your friends,the treasure map,and you decided,to go and search for the beach treasure,and when you(Mrs Anne),and your friends,found the beach treasures,it was a bag of twenty silver bars and thirty four golden bars,so you(Mrs Anne and your five friends,whose names,were Rebecca Pacino,Elizabeth Williams,Tomika Sophie,Sherika Stacey and Rachel Linares),took the two bags of treasures to,your city,and sold them there,for a fortune,and you(Mrs Anne),and your friends,all lived happily ever after

  • This song is dedicated,sexy Princess Mrs Hollywood Hathaway,it is called Jigga What Jigga Who(Originator 99),and it was originally sang by some singers named Jay-Z featuring Amil and Jaz,but dear Mrs Hathy,I wrote ma own song to ya to the instrumental of Jigga What Jigga Who,using ma own words,plus I renamed this song and I changed it to,Holla Holla,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of Jigga What Jigga Who (Originator 99),using ma own words,so this is ma song to ya sexy Mrs Hathy

    The renamed song title:Holla Holla

    The chorus for Hollywood Hathay:

    Today is,a good day,all haters,run away,get ready,let’s roll,steady,let’s go,honey,I’ll buy ya dinner,babe,let’s shop for,gold,clothes,shopping is fun,especially,at cool stores,shop till ya feel,good,full,and content babe,I’ll buy ya anything

    Verse 1:Anything,that’s nice,the type,the size,pricey,girl,how ya doing,hun?cutie,you’re number one,the one,the princess hun,girl,what’s up,babe?do you ever,read books?girl,I am a great cook,I’ll cook,you,anythang,anything,that you like,like,stews and such,girl how was your day.

  • This is a movie idea/script,for Mrs Hollywood Anne Hathaway,I think that her next newer movie should be a thriller/suspense movie,and she should call,it The Jewel Thief,and the story/theme that the The Jewel Thief,should be based on is,the following:

    Mrs Hollywood Anne Hathaway’s newer movie name: The Jewel Thief

    The story/theme,that The Jewel Thief,should be based on is this:

    Once upon a time,you(Mrs Hollywood Hathaway),received a golden and silver set of jewelry,from your(Mrs Hathaway’s),great grandparents,these jewelry were,given to you(Mrs Hathaway),for your birthday,and they meant a lot to you,as well,and they were a long golden necklace,two golden bracelets and a golden ring,and a long silver necklace,two silver bracelets,and two pairs of silver rings.Then one day,a thief was in your(Mrs Hollywood Anne Hathaway’s)neighbourhood,trying to cash in on whatever wealth,he(the thief)could of gotten,his hands on,and his name was Patrick Benson,and he just happened,to swing by your(Anne Hathaway’s),house,on a Wednesday afternoon,when no one was at home,so he broke in,and stole your(Mrs Hathaway’s)jewelry set,that was given to you,by your great grandparents,then when you(Mrs Hathaway),came home from,work,you found the door open,and a glass window,in the door was cracked,and on the floor,was a business card,that was dropped by Patrick Benson,accidentally,so you went upstairs,then found your jewelry set missing,and immediately,you(Mrs Hathaway),knew that it had to be the same person,that had dropped their business card,so then you(Mrs Hathaway),went straight to the address,that was on the business card,and when you got there,it was a shabby looking apartment,and you asked the landlord,if he knew a dude,by the name of Patrick Benson,so he said yes,and told you(Mrs Hathaway),to knock on door 523,on the fifth floor,so you went up there,and knocked,then a thuggish looking guy,came running out,and jumped through a glass window,on that same floor,and landed,on a staircase outside,on the fourth floor,then you(Mrs Hathaway),ran after him,with a pistol,that your dad,had given,to you as a means of protection,and demanded that he Patrick Benson,give you(Mrs Hathaway)back your jewelry,set,but Mr Benson,said to give him ten thousand dollars,for them,then you(Mrs Hathaway)fired two shots,at him,and demanded your jewelry back,but Mr Patrick Benson,got away,so now,with the help,of the police officers,you(Mrs Hathaway)in the end of this movie,recovered your stolen items,with the help of the law,and you(Mrs Hathaway)brought Mr Patrick Benson to justice,plus you(Mrs Hathaway)gave the pistol,to the cops,because,you had no use,for it anymore,then you lived happily ever after.

    The End

  • This song is dedicated to Mrs Hollywood Hathaway,ma name,is Ike Nash,and I came from the caribbean,from an island named St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in the country of Canada,in the town of Ontario,Toronto,and I’ll like to dedicate a song to Mrs Anne Hathaway,it is called Reunited,and it was originally rapped by a rap group,named the Wu-Tang Clan,but dear sexy Mrs Princess Anne Hathaway,I wrote ma own rap song for ya,to the instrumental of Reunited using ma own words,plus I renamed this song for ya,and I changed it to You’re So Cool Honay,but I still wrote this song to the instrumental of Reunited,using ma own words,so this is ma dedicated song to sexy Mrs Hathaway

    The renamed song title: You’re So Cool Honay

    Verse 1 for Mrs Anne Hathaway:

    Pass the microphone,yo,I’m in the zone,set it off,yo,I’ll bring it on,I come strong,with a pair of angel arms,to keep you,safe,pretty babe,from all harm,I’ll show you charms,babe,and plus,it’s warm,outside,feeling nice,I’m on the lawn,sitting back,with a drink,in ma palms,I’ll make you,one,pretty,babe,to keep you strong,so how,ya doing?what you,saying,let’s take a walk,I’ll speak kind,to ya babe,so party on,feel the vibe,living life,I like your,charms,you’re so warm,set it off,I’ll bring it on,reunited,get excited,let’s have a ball,all praises,to ya babe,let’s hit the malls,let’s,step out at the malls,in the summer,in the falls,after all,hey pretty babe,I think you’re strong,I’m not wrong,feel the hype,what’s your size,I think your style,is so,nice,it’s the bomb,and girl,you’re strong,you’re the bomb,and heartthrob,girl and you rule the world,let’s get it on.

  • This is a movie idea/script for Mrs Hollywood Hathaway,it is a romantic/family film,and the name of it is called The American Don,and the story/theme of The American Don,is based upon:

    Mrs Hollywood Hathaway’s newer movie name: The American Don

    The story/theme of this movie is:

    There was a dude from California,and his name was Harold McIntoch,and he was also a Don,A Don from Los Angeles,California,and he was a well known business man,who owned many businesses across The United States Of America,then one day,he(Sir Harold McIntoch),came to your(Mrs Hathaway’s)city,which was the city of Manhattan,to do some work,for his company over there,then he(Mr Harold McIntoch)saw you(Mrs Anne Hathaway)walking down the street,on a friday afternoon,and he thought that you,were very appealing,so he(Sir Harold McIntoch),bought some flowers,from a nearby flower shop,ran across the street,introduced himself to ya(Mr Hollywood Hathaway),then give you the flowers,that he bought,then you both met up for lunch the next day,then you both got married,and he(Sir Harold McIntoch)made you(Mrs Anne Hathaway)the boss and manager,of a few businesses,that he owned,and you both lived happily ever after

    The end

  • This song is a dedicated song to Mrs Queen Hollywood Hathaway,it is a rap song,and it is called Let Me Fly,and it was originally sang by DMX,but I wrote ma own song,to the instrumental of,it,using ma own words,plus flow,plus i renamed this song,and changed it to,Keep Smiling Sunshine,but I still wrote it,to the instrumental of Let Me Fly,using ma own words plus flow,so this is a dedicated song to the lovely Mrs Princess Hathaway,oh i almost forgot,the word lay-day in ma song means lady

    The renamed song title:Keep Smiling Sunshine

    Ma chorus for Mrs Anne:

    I like to,write,it’s alright,how was your,night,tonight,I might like,to grab a bite,at cool place,no cruel games,I played,what I said,was truly real,and sincere

    Verse 1 for Mrs Anne Hathaway:

    I’m a good guy,I think your,smile’s very bright,and polite,babe,completely,nice,and polite,I’ll never fool babe,with your mind,that’s why,I,write,and type,babe,these words,I’m polite,so lay-day,I took some time,to be kind,and shordy,I’ll never mind,to take the time,to dine babe,with ya,girl,I’ll be kind,and and lay-day,how’s your day,hope you’re fine,anyway,can we go,let’s go,I’ll open up your,doors,talk real close,and rip the shows,honay,I’ll be a good,dude,I’ll be cool,to,act real smooth,and never cruel,lay-day,and plus I like your jewels,I’m not a thief,to,I’ll buy nice,suits,and dress cool,shordy,and plus I’m never rude,and plus I’m not,a brute,and babe,I’m cool,just how,you’ll like me to,be,so babe,how is the States,I’ve bin there once,lay-day,I was younger,but still stronger,honay

  • This is a song dedication,to Mrs Queen Anne Hathaway,it is called Upside Ya Head,and it was originally rapped by a rapper named Snoop Doggy Dogg,but dear Mrs Queen Anne Hathy,I wrote ma own rap song for ya,to the instrumental of Upside Ya Head,using ma own words plus,hip hop style and rap flow,plus I renamed this song for ya,and I changed it to Hey Hey,Hey Yo,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of Upside Ya Head using ma own words,so this is ma song for her

    Da renamed song title:Hey Hey,Hey Yo

    Verse 1 for the love-lay sexy Mrs Queen Anne H to the Hazzo:

    Hey yo,hey hey,babe,how’s it going,honay,check ma flow,in ya stereo,or ya radio,let the speaker,box blow,honay up in smokes,cause it sounds good in ya neighborhood,ho ho,here we come,up in hollywood,like Santa Clause in ya neighborhoods,rudolph isn’t here though,but we still joke,toke,choke and smoke as we joke,rolling down broadway,in ya city yo,here we come,so,on with the shows,baby girl,you’re the star,in your city yo

  • This is a movie idea/script for Mrs Anne Hathaway,I think that her next newer movie should be a thriller/suspense movie,and she should call it The Cruise,and the story/theme of The Cruise should be based upon this:

    Her newer movie name: The Cruise

    The story/theme of this newer movie is based upon the following:

    On a bright sunny summer day,you(Mrs Hathaway)was on a cruise ship on your way to The Caribbean,when a bunch of thugs,decided to hijack the cruise ship,and hold everyone as a hostage,taking all their money and jewelry,and they were all wearing masks,and they planned to escape by another boat that they had outside of the cruise ship,when they had made an end of robbing everyone,and they(the gang)told everyone(the passengers) to gather themselves together into the ballroom,but you(Mrs Anne Hathaway)escaped out of the ballroom,without them(The gang of robbers) knowing,making your way to the captain’s cabin,to call the law-enforcement officers,on land for help,and you(Mrs Anne)also practiced Kung Fu,and you encountered three of the thugs on your way to the captain’s cabin,and you(Mrs Anne)kicked them over board,off of the cruise ship,then made it safely,to the captain’s cabin and called for help,so you called the law-enforcement team,to rescue everyone on board the cruise ship,and they said that they were on their way,with help,but some of the robbers found out that you(Mrs Anne Hathaway)had escaped,and then they came looking for you,so now it was up,to you(sexy Mrs Anne Hathaway),to keep yourself,safe,from the hands,of the gang of thieves,until the law-enforcement team,came,and you(Mrs Hathaway)hid safely,and kicked five more robbers off of the ship,using your Kung Fu,skills,and the number of the robbers on the cruise ship were twenty in all,and you(sex-ay Mrs Anne Hathaway)kicked twelve of them off of the cruise line in total using your Kung Fu techniques,and continued to keep yourself safe from the rest of the gang,until the law-enforcement officers came,then in the end of this movie,the cops came,and rescued everyone,and you(Mrs Hathaway)escaped safely,without any harm being done to ya,and you,were the hero of this movie,and then in the very end of this movie you(Mrs Hathaway),was awarded with a good reward,and a golden badge,for your courage and bravery,then you all(everyone of the passengers and cops)everyone all lived happily ever after.

    The end!!!

  • This is a rap song for the love-lay(wonderful) Mrs Hathaway,it is called Hip Hop Hooray,and it was originally rapped by a rap group called Naughty By Nature,but dear Mrs Anne Hathaway,I wrote ma own rap song for ya,to the instrumental of Hip Hop Hooray,using ma own lyrics plus rapping style and flow,plus I renamed this song for ya,and I changed it to,Where The Parties At,Shordy,but I still wrote ma song for ya to the instrumental of Hip Hop Hooray using ma own words plus rapping style,and flow so I hope ya enjoy ma song that I wrote to ya,Mrs Anne Hathaway,enjoy,one more thing the word henny means hennessy,and honay means honey sexy Mrs Annie Hathaway

    The renamed song title:Where The Parties At,Shordy

    Ma chorus for Mrs Anne Hathaway:

    You’re so classy,party honey,hang out in ma posse,with me honey,you’re so smart,babe,you’re a sweetheart,babe,and so smart,loving from the start,never part with me honay

    Verse 1 for her:

    Where the parties at?babe,let’s start,a drink a shot a henny,then I started to dance,babe,throw it up,for ya coast,let’s toast,I never really boast,but I still bring,it on,babe,in the clubs,that’s ma word,feel ma verbs,I really like the way you smile,babe can we talk,honay,can we talk in the parks,I’m smart,I’ll walk,with you babe,through the malls,let’s start