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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn: Stick a Fork in ‘Em, They’re DONE

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As quickly as it seems it started, Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson‘s six-month-long romance is kaput.

Though a rep officially confirms to People that the two have split, both Scarlett and Sean’s reps have “declined to comment.” However, I’m betting it had something to do with Sean’s desperate need for children coupled with the fact that Scarlett is just so damned old and can’t get pregnant anymore. … Uh, wait …

Are you guys totally heartbroken, or did you see this coming?