For those who are interested in the available paid editor position with us here at Evil Beet, the deadline is tonight at 11:59 PM ET.
We’ve gotten SO MANY good applications, and I’m pleased to say that a lot of them kept me laughing (especially some of your cover letters, you crafty, crafty minxes). It’s going to be a hard decision, but whatever happens, you, readers, will have superb, top-notch entertainment in your newest writer.
Anyway, if you haven’t applied yet and want to, you’re a lazy fucking slacker. I’m kidding. Kind of. Seriously, though, deadline’s tonight at the aforementioned time, details are here, and no application received after that time will be considered.
Thanks again, friends, and good luck!