Simon Cowell Did Something Awful to His Beautiful Face
Jun 01, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Simon Cowell

I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that’s what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.

This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault.  Seriously, just look through these pictures and then we can weep for the future of male beauty together.

Images courtesy of Celebitchy

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6 Responses to “Simon Cowell Did Something Awful to His Beautiful Face”

  1. saaaaaaaam says:
    June 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    he looks like eeyore.

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  2. flouise says:
    June 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    ehhh.. he looks like the twin that tony danza tried to eat in the womb but failed.

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  3. miss priss says:
    June 1, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    He looks like Taylor Hicks! Why do these men feel the need to do this to themselves?

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  4. Why do you care? says:
    June 12, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Ha! thts phtoshopped! hes already had plastic surgery. duh

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