I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that’s what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.
This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault. Seriously, just look through these pictures and then we can weep for the future of male beauty together.
Images courtesy of Celebitchy
he looks like eeyore.
ehhh.. he looks like the twin that tony danza tried to eat in the womb but failed.
HAHA!
ha ha ha! this deserves some sort of award.
He looks like Taylor Hicks! Why do these men feel the need to do this to themselves?
Ha! thts phtoshopped! hes already had plastic surgery. duh