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Simon Cowell Did Something Awful to His Beautiful Face

A photo of Simon Cowell

I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that’s what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.

This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault.  Seriously, just look through these pictures and then we can weep for the future of male beauty together.

Images courtesy of Celebitchy

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