If there’s anyone that I love to poke fun at, it’s Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan ok, there’s a lot of people I like to poke fun at, but Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely high on that list. I think it’s because she has such a high opinion of her questionable talent, and people like that always need to be knocked down a few pegs.
Anyway, Gwyneth went and got herself a Twitter account today, and if you read this here blog at all, you know that making fun of celebrities on Twitter is one of my favorite pastimes. As of this moment in time, Gwyneth has only released one precious Tweet out into the world (“This is my first Tweet,” how worthless), but I’m just so, so excited for when she really gets in the swing of things. She’ll Tweet N.W.A. lyrics and pretentious recipes. Ugh, I’m so glad I didn’t get raptured so I could live to see this day.
Hello honay(honey),swang babe
Dear princess sexy Mrs Gwyneth Paltrow,when I said,swang babe,swang means,to,model,flaunt ya sexyness,sweet thang,