“This really could happen to anyone my age. It didn’t feel like, ‘Oh, how could you have possibly played this? It’s so beyond your years!’ It’s like, ‘Not really, dude. I could fucking get pregnant tomorrow.’”

-The always cheerful Kristen Stewart, explaining to Entertainment Weekly why people who think her Twilight character, Bella, couldn’t get pregnant are morons.

While the lady doesn’t exactly have the best way with words, she’s absolutely right. She’s 21 years old, and last time I checked, there’s a reality television show about people at least five years younger than her having babies on their own. Plus, you know, the books/movies are about freakin’ vampires, so the her character getting preggo during some dull “love making” (ugh, kill me) is hardly the least believable part.

Unless you’ve been living in a cave (pun kind of intended,) you’ve probably heard by now that Osama Bin Laden was finally found and killed. Just about everyone I follow on Twitter had a lot to say about the news, but perhaps the craziest/most hilarious commentary I saw was from rapper Nicki Minaj (who has since removed the Tweet from her account.)

You all know that I’m pretty much obsessed with Nicki, but I can’t figure out if think her Tweet was one of the most spot on yet completely ridiculous remarks I’ve ever seen in response to such a serious news event or pretty damn selfish. Sure, Lil Kim has talked endlessly about how she wants Nicki gone, but making a world-wise news event about yourself is pretty uncouth.

Make sure you let me know in the poll how you feel about Nicki’s Tweet and feel free to discuss last night’s events in our comment section…

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s youngest daughter Tallulah has been rebelling for some time now and she’s showing no signs of slowing down. The 17-year-old, who recently started acting, was taken into police custody on Friday night after being caught while carrying two bottles of liquor to her friend’s car.

She was released as soon as her mom came to scoop her up from jail and issued no more than a warning, but I’m starting to sense that this is going to become a regular thing for her, which I guess is always kinda fun for people who do jobs like mine.

Tallulah, who is pictured above smoking a cigarette at Coachella, has also been seen sporting a tattoo on her stomach (something that she either got illegally or with the permission of her parents) and a few years back, when she was just 15, she was seen smoking cigarettes and drinking wine at her sister Scout’s birthday.

I’m not going to scold her for this behavior because, hey! If my dad was Bruce Willis and my mom was married to a dude who’s practically the same age as me, I doubt I would have been the goody two-shoes that I was in high school. In fact, I’d probably be chain smoking, guzzling wine and getting ill-advised ta— OH WAIT A MINUTE.

Anyway, we’re going to keep an eye on this one. She seems like she’s gonna be fun.

Okay, now this is where being a gossip blogger sometimes starts to feel like being a sixth grader because, like, OMG, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were like, totally holding hands last night at the White House Correspondent’s dinner and that like, officially means that they’re a couple.

Who cares that they held hands? Well, I guess a lot of mainstream press outlets and probably anyone who didn’t think it was totally obvious that these two have been fucking for at least the last two months. We’ve been saying that for awhile around these parts, and we’re also pretty sure that Scarlett is preggo (on account of the aforementioned fucking.) That bunchy dress she wore last night isn’t doing anything to kill those rumors, either.

Great for these two! So glad that we’ve all confirmed that they’re a couple.

Now I’m going to try and see if the Claire’s in the mall is having a 2-for-1 accessories sale and ask my best friend to tell the boy I like that I like him. You know, like, like like him.

She’s 18, so I can legally call her a whore now, right?

Feast your eyes on the above, folks. That’s Miley Cyrus kicking off her Gypsy Heart tour in Equador last night, and from the looks of things, she’s going for the whole Taylor Momsen-meets-Michael Jackson-meets-Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman look this time around. I mean, if the girl has any remaining fans, why not just alienate the hell out of them, right?

Then again, she’s legal now and I’m a bit of a prude, so maybe this look isn’t completely terrible to everyone out there. It’s not as though Britney and Christina didn’t do the exact same thing when they were her age. In fact, they both still kinda rock the “I’m worth millions but my outfit would make you think I just rolled out of the gutter and on to the stage” thing, huh?

Guys, is anyone into this? I mean, beside pervy old men? Can a single one of you defend this style in the comments or am I the most right I’ve ever been?

Turns out it’s not only overweight housewives and British folks who give a shit about the Royal Wedding. One famous songstress was so caught up in William and Kate‘s nuptials that she covered her nails with photos of the couple.

Can you guess which celeb did this to her claws? The answer’s after the jump! (more…)