Even though girlfriend has appeared in public lately more (maybe?) sober than wasted, she’s still suffering the ill effects of someone who just won’t break up with the bottle. And if you’re wondering what ill effects I’m talking about, just open up a new tab on your browser and head to Facebook. You know Those People – the ones from high school or college that you’re almost shocked to recognize when you realize who it is through all of the facial bloat. The ones who apparently spend all of their free time congregating at their local bar, who look a lot like what Will Smith did when he had an allergic reaction in Hitch.
That. Totally.
Woo. Anyway, Christina, I think it’s high time for you to lay off the bottle. It’s really starting to interfere with your looks, chick.
“Tonight was just another stepping stone for me, and I’m sure I may be the minority on this one but revenge is not the answer. I started to feel anxiety about all of the possibilities from the announcement tonight, but quickly reminded that none of us have the power. This was more about my feelings of hope tonight and less about politics. I have been through a roller coaster of emotions this evening and wanted to share the optimism that I have in the midst of it all. The world will be the world, but I do have hope because my hope is invested in love.”
Solange Knowles? Hey girl. I think I’m inclined to agree with you. I know you’re not all that relevant these days, except for that wicked awesome appearance on Yo! Gabba Gabba, but you make a good point. There’s always going to be one more terrorist that wants to wreck the world and kill us all, and by going after each and every single one in an effort to protect the world is only going to cost more lives in the long run, right? Lord knows this world ain’t perfect, but even a dumb celebrity blogger like myself knows that there are certain sacrifices that shouldn’t be made on ANYONE’S part, even if it’s supposed to be for the ‘greater good.’ There’s a part of my American psyche that’s relieved to know that the man responsible for the murders of thousands and thousands of innocent people across the world – not just Americans – but the more I think about it, the more I feel that part might be a knee-jerk reaction.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m filled with pride at the brave soldiers who have risked – and continue to risk – their lives for the safety of world citizens, and I truly believe that this nation would be nothing without them and their continual sacrifices, but pardon me if I’m not jumping around for raucous joy. I just don’t feel that.
OK, I get that the death of Osama Bin Laden is a really big, big deal to a lot of people and nations and everything else, and I’m TOTALLY not discounting that. But guys? Osama Bin Laden is NOW DEAD, and he, himself – personally – can’t do any more damage to anyone forever and ever, amen. Donald Trump, however, is alive. And he just informally announced that he’s definitely going to run for President in 2012. Trump says:
“In my mind, I have already decided. I am going to announce. But I can’t do anything until the show ends. [And if I'm elected] the OPEC nations will be acting much differently, and fuel prices will go down and the economy will become strong again. They may like me or not like me, but nobody will be ripping us off.”
Yes, exactly. What we need is an ORANGE BULLY with a BAD TOUPEE in office. That’ll definitely show ‘em.
I know a lot of you guys know about the end of days and Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar and the book of Revelation, so this, precisely, is why you should be afraid. Very afraid. Kind of like how all of the other possible Presidential candidates are afraid:
“I knew I was going into the lion’s den. I’m the last person they want to run against.”
We suffer no chance of being harmed by a dead dude, but can you imagine the damage that an asshat like Donald Trump could do in a public office – namely, the biggest public office in the nation: President of the United States?
I’m fucking running for cover. Get the cyanide capsules, because this shit’s going down.
I’ve been on a real Katy Perry tear lately, but the girl deserves it. Check out the wide range of emotions she went through in public on her Twitter account after finding out that Osama Bin Laden had been captured and immediately killed by someone working on behalf of the United States.
First she was all, “AMERICA, FUCK YEAH,” which goes along really well with her Christian robot past and then three minutes later she was creating conspiracy theories. Two minutes after that she was worried about the troops and then finally, a whole thirteen minutes after her initial Tweet, she decided to get all zen on us and point out that maybe we shouldn’t have killed Bin Laden (you know, at least before we could pump him for information and torture the douchenozzle in public.) This would be one of the only times I think it’s okay to casually throw around the word bipolar.
I am happy to allow for a certain amount of ignorance at home. Everyone’s uninformed about something. I can’t blame the girl for not being completely aware of all world events, but it reads like she pulled the trigger on the “FUCK YEAH,” stuff and then all the layers of the situation started to sink into her teenage dreamin’ brain. Any sane person looking at her train of thought in these Tweets can tell that she has no idea what the hell happened last night or over the course of the last decade.
First Hayden Panettiere ruined Scre4m for me with that totally ridiculous haircut that no high school student in 2011 would ever rock, and now she’s ruined the new animated feature Hoodwinked Too by lending her voice to the soundtrack and making this cheap looking music video. The track’s called, “I Can Do It Alone,” and from the looks of the video above, she did.
Yo’kay, maybe I came in a little hot there. Her voice is better than some of the actresses we’ve seen try their hand at singing out of nowhere, but it’s the embarrassingly low-quality music video that has me really upset. I don’t need high-production value to be happy, but I could have made this video in iMovie in about two hours. Did they blow their video budget on autotune and hair extensions or something? I mean, it’s offensively bad.
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