Oh Ryan Gosling. Is there ANY way that you don’t look absolutely edible? I mean here you are, in the airport, looking classy, put-together, and effortless. You probably sat through a grueling six-hour-plus flight from God-knows-where, and I’d still clean the dried ball sweat from the insides of your thighs. WITH MY TONGUE. I know, that’s pretty gross, but seriously? So true.

Right. Well, sometimes you’ve just gotta run the photos even if there isn’t a cutting, witty story behind them. Ryan Gosling is super hot, period. There never needs to be an excuse to run a gallery of photos of Ryan Gosling. Plus? I’m sick of talking about/hearing about Osama Bin Laden. It’s a win-win for everyone involved tonight, guys. Have a good one.

So, I’m wondering. How are we feeling about Adam Lambert‘s latest look? Me, I’m thinking that he’s starting to resemble a really budget magician (seriously, I’m totally waiting for him to try to guess the fucking number in my head) that’s about to pull a snake out of his ass (oh wait, that’d be his trousers, wouldn’t it), but I can see some people digging it. You know. Those weird magic convention kids that spent nine hours a day watching old clips of Houdini and rubbing one out over David Copperfield.

What do you guys think?

On Facebook, on television, on gossip blogs, and I guess in the real world, if you’re into that sort of thing, all anyone can seem to talk about is Osama bin Laden.  And that’s completely fair, it’s a big deal, but what I’m saying is that if nobody else in the world can stop mentioning it, of course celebrities are going to be talking out of their asses about it.  And if I’ve taught you anything, it should be that that’s what Twitter is for.

I’m going to show you some Tweets, ranging from the gleeful to the patriotic to the morbid to the humorous, and then we’ll see what we think, all right?

So are you one of the people who are celebrating Osama’s death like Chris Jericho, or are you more subdued about his death like Rob Thomas and John Stamos?  If you’re like Slash and want to see pictures of the corpse and use dumb emoticons that I don’t even understand, then I kind of don’t want to hear about it, but if you’re now worried that Osama came back as one of Mariah’s offspring?  Then you’re a goofy motherfucker that should shoot me an email sometime.

On Friday, we learned that January Jones is pregnant (we also learned that Prince Harry is a prince of unrivaled beauty, but that’s neither here nor there).  There are a lot of questions as to who the father is, but based on some recent statements by Jason Sudeikis, hilarious cast member of Saturday Night Live and January’s boy toy from July of last year to this past January, I think the mystery has been solved:

When I asked if he had any comment on the recent news about Jones, who split with Sudeikis back in January, he said, “I’d rather — yes but no.”

Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant?

“No, I —,” then he paused and stammed. “No, I didn’t have anything [else to say].” He stammered some more and that was the extent of our conversation on the subject. Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but in my experience, any time a dude stops and stutters and stumbles all over his words, it’s like “get the fuck out, fella.”  Especially a guy like Jason, who’s pretty solid with being funny at the drop of a hat, you know? Like, it should have been way easy for him to toss out a quick, witty answer if he was asked about some girl he dated for a few months and her fetus, but it wasn’t.  And that’s why he’s the one who knocked up January Jones.

Full details on Mariah Carey‘s twins. No, not those twins. [The Superficial]

10 mysteries that Obama should solve now. [Bossip]

The hottest of hot Andrew Garfield photos. [Lainey Gossip]

Rick Springfield busted for a DUI. [Earsucker]

Exclusive details on the Bin Laden assassination. [TMZ]

Shayne Lamas‘s pregnant belly. [ICYDK]

Justin Bieber – EGGED. [The Blemish]

Glee filming finale! [Caught on Set]

Scarlett Johansson goes red for her new beau. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Did an 80s teen star help take out Bin Laden? [Huffington Post]

Ann Curry replacing Meredith Viera? [Bitten and Bound]

Jennifer Hudson looking HOT. [Socialite Life]

Alanis named her baby WHAT? [Celebuzz]

Katy Perry involved in a lawsuit. [The Frisky]

Is it because she’s legal now (she is legal, isn’t she? I’m not a complete letch for posting these photos am I)? Is it because she’s finally exposed her body, and quit hiding behind yards and yards of fabric? I don’t really know. She’s always been pretty gorgeous, but I never really thought of her as ‘hot.’ I have a feeling we’re gonna need to watch this one, ’cause now that she’s got the confidence (I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and call it confidence for now) to be posting photos like this on her Twitter page, then we better be prepared.

Just be a good little girl, Jordin, and keep the clothes on, OK?