Just look at this fine piece of clothing Jennifer Lopez is wearing. I tell you what, I just want to rip it off of her and make some very small curtains. I absolutely love this. Usually I’m not a fan of onesies on anyone over the age of one, but I can’t stop looking at this picture. I’m mesmerized, I tell you. Then again, I was chit-chatting with a friend today and he asked me what I would change about the world if I could, and I responded with “I’d like to make people more open-minded in general, and I’d also like to make glitter a semi-regular form of precipitation.” So maybe I’m not the best judge.
When I think about people that you, the reader, would like to hear more about, one name always comes to mind: Glenn Beck. We don’t talk about him much in these parts, but I get the feeling that you guys are just the kind of guys who love him to bits. Or the kind of guys who would love to chop him to bits. Either way, your moment has come, because Glenn Beck just divulged his massive boner for Glee!
Personally, I detest Glenn Beck, and that’s why this video is so hilarious. Here’s a transcript of the part where Glenn gushes:
This show stands out and stands for almost every value that I have … I’ve seen this show twice this year with my wife this year and I’ve watched it in stunned horror combined with a sense of admiring awe. It is a brilliant, brilliant show. Very, very well done. But it is a horror show. All of the characters are extremely good-looking, extremely talented. She’s by the way hysterical [points at Jane Lynch]. Everybody in here is somebody that your kids would want to be like.
Except everybody is sleeping with everybody else, there’s no values, it’s all self-gratification, it’s a nightmare … Brilliant songs and performances brilliantly edited, brilliantly shots … I looked at my wife and I said, “There is no way to beat this.”
Can’t you just tell how much he actually loves the show? It’s like his producers went “Glenn, seriously, you can’t like this show, it’s way too liberal,” and Glenn was like “I know, I know, but have you seen Chord Overstreet?”
I know Molls posted a video of Raven back in March, but things have changed since then. Just look at this girl! I mean, y’all know I’m not trying to hate, but where did she go?! This picture was taken just a few days ago, and I’m worried that come June, all we will have is a pile of dust in some grungy ass jacket. And let me just tell you – that is not so Raven.
Another really interesting tidbit – Amy Grindhouse points out that Raven looks like Nicole Richie now, and I can’t unsee that. It’s too accurate, and now my poor hormone-riddled brain* can’t stop imagining Nicole and Paris dumbing up The Cosby Show. And that’s one fantastical mental image I don’t need.
*Seriously, I had to call Ask-A-Nurse last night because I’ve had to take a mad amount of contraceptives in the past few weeks, long story, but I’d been crying for three straight hours because my puppy bit me and it hurt my feelings, and this anonymous nurse had to tell me that it was ok to feel feelings and that I was probably going to be crazy for a couple months. Get excited!
Man, Miley Cyrus is really pulling out all the stops for this “I Hate America” tour, isn’t she? I guess nothing says rebellion quite like dressing like a hooker on a budget and a little rendition of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” All things considered, this isn’t the worst cover I’ve ever heard. What do you guys think – is Miley trying way too hard or did she actually impress you with her grunge prowess?
Robert Pattinson recently said that the people who leaked those pictures from Breaking Dawn should be murdered. Well, I’ve never been one to shy away from danger, and since I’ve already sinned in Rob’s eyes once, I might as well go down that dark road one more time. If he sees fit, he can go ahead and murder me for it. He could murder me so hard …
Anyway, Pop on the Pop has ten beautiful stills from the movie, and far be it from me to keep them from you. In the pictures, you can see such exciting events as Bella and Edward having breakfast, Jacob riding his motorcycle, and Bella and Edward with a sexy waterfall! Total bonus: one of the random vampires featured in one of the photos is Rudy from the first season of Dexter! Is it a small world or what?
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