May 03, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Sarah

Sleeping Beauty from Pollen Digital on Vimeo.

Emily Browning’s in it, starring as what I’m assuming to be the Sleeping Beauty role, but the fairytale has taken a different spin on its traditional storyline. Instead of pricking her finger on a cursed spindle and falling into ages of sleep, just to be awakened by some douchey prince that’s only got one thing on his mind, Emily’s character – who is a very, very high-end prostitute – more or less takes her hits while conked out on date rape drugs.

The movie? It sounds disturbing. Flat out disturbing. It’s got neat visuals, and the production design is immaculate, but the concept? It’s definitely one of those creepy movies that’s going to stay with you for probably ever.

Will you guys see this movie?

May 03, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

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And if that doesn’t give you any indication as to what type of person Lindsay‘s evolved into, then nothing does.

Girlfriend was photographed rocking the no-bra look while she slummed it with the homeless and the needy of LA, and though it was REALLY hard to pull my gaze away from those overstuffed sofas known as Lindsay’s lips, I did it, and I was actually able to see LINDSAY NIPPLE. I know it’s not nearly as good as, say, Megan Fox nipple or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nipple, but it’s alright, and as a lot of my male friends say, ‘A nip is a nip.’ Truer words regarding Lindsay Lohan were probably never spoken.

Except, of course, that whole ‘crack-ho‘ thing. That’s pretty spot-on.

May 03, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Probably the hands-down, worst-dressed chick at the chick at the Gala. Or, um, anywhere in life. [Lainey Gossip]

What kind of chick cheats while she’s pregnant, for real? [Bossip]

Ian Ziering is a dad! [Right Celebrity]

Tell us how you feel about Osama’s assassination, Miley. Don’t hold back. [Socialite Life]

Starting to look like Heidi Montag‘s face is falling in. [Caught on Set]

There is a god: Kelly Rowland in a hot bikini. ‘Tis the season! [Yeeeah]

What was Andy Dick arrested for this time? [The Blemish]

I’d only eat it if it came complete with a penis, too. [OMGBlog]

These dudes are totally not above smooching in public. [The Frisky]

Is Eva Longoria pregnant? [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes Leon, is getting SUPER GORGEOUS. [INFDaily]

May 03, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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This year’s gala at the Metropolitan in New York City was in honor of Alexander McQueen, titled ‘Savage Beauty,’ and the female celebrities in attendance totally took the catch phrase to heart – girlfriends were BANGING. Like, everyone. Well, except for maybe Rihanna‘s braid. And Fergie’s awful plastic surgery. And DEFINITELY the way that I just wanted to pick Beyonce up and use her to dust something ornate. I also think that Mary-Kate Olsen got her fashion advice from Beetlejuice‘s Lydia, but hey. Can’t hit that grand slam every time, now can we?

On a high note, my best dressed? Liv Tyler, Renee Zellweger, Dakota Fanning, Lea Michele (I KNOW … but I have to give credit where credit’s due), Ashley Olsen, and Naomi Watts.

Who was your favorite? Worst dressed? Flat-out fugly?

May 03, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Amanda Seyfried photo: Brenda
“He told me it was just a rash and said it wasn’t contagious!!”

First runner-up: Jadam
“Wow this ‘at home self-gynecological kit’ sure is nice. It even comes with a fully illustrated book to help me understand all my naughty bits using animal illustrations. Sure wish I had an elephant’s trunk instead.”

Second runner-up: TiStick
“Back in a jif with another story, kids … right after i drain the giraffe.”

Congrats to Brenda, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 03, 2011 at 10:30 am by Emily

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We’ve been pretty good at keeping you posted on the mental health of Britney Spears. We tell you all about her delusional, jacked ticket prices and her dance technique.  And now, In Touch has a little story about some of Britney’s day-to-day activities.  Warning:  it’s pretty pitiful.

From In Touch via Celebitchy:

Three years after the meltdown that landed her in a mental health facility, Britney lives like a prisoner in her own home, with virtually every aspect of her life under the control of her father/conservator, Jamie Spears.

“She isn’t allowed to have a cell phone, and she’s not allowed to take incoming calls to her home unless security screens them first,” reveals an insider. “If she wants to make outgoing calls, security has to dial the numbers for her. She still has an allowance, and if she wants extra cash, she must submit a formal request…

Allowed contact with few people other than Jamie, her sons Jayden, 4, and Sean, 5, and her boyfriend, talent agent Jason Trawick – with whom she frequently fights – the onetime party girl is “incredibly lonely,” says the insider.

She has no privacy and yet at the same time, she has no time to herself. “Most people don’t know this, but Britney has a sober companion who is with her constantly, whenever Jason isn’t,” shares another close source. “The companion follows her everywhere she goes – even to the bathroom in restaurants or other public places – to ensure there’s no way anyone can slip her drugs.”

I can’t imagine living like this without going out of my mind, but I’ve also never had a doctor diagnose me as “gravely disabled.” And, as everyone always says, what Britney’s got going on seems to be working for her.  But honestly, she also seems like this dog that lives across the street – he’s chained up pretty close, so he spends all his time in his little dog house, and there are other dogs that visit him and he gets food and water and some attention.  You know, that dog’s alive, but what kind of life is it?