Did you guys happen to catch the leak of Judas today? Lady Gaga‘s newest video, off of her album ‘Born This Way‘ was set to debut tonight, but some crazy schemester somehow managed to run it on the internet earlier this morning. Leaks, man. LEAKS. The video was pulled down, and it wasn’t up and running anywhere I looked, but hey. I’m not going to go kill myself over it or anything.  MTV has a write-up about how rad the video is supposed to be, and how Gaga’s ‘little monsters’ are sure to cream themselves when they see it:

The video is crammed with religious imagery, even showing Lady G at one point wearing blood-red underwear with crosses over her breasts.

GaGa is first seen in the video on the back of a motorcycle, as she wraps her body around an actor wearing a crown of thorns, while GaGa dons a flowing purple dress, and a gold jewel-encrusted tiara.

So, if you saw it, what did you think? Is it the social commentary that Gaga’s claiming it is, or do you still think it’s all about bashing religion (if that is, indeed, your opinion)?

If you missed it, you can catch it tonight, premiering on E! at 7 PM and 11:30 PM.

Oh man, of all the low, dirty, fucked up things a butt-hurt douchebag like Jesse James could do, he’s done the low of the low: on a live Howard Stern interview, after being asked about his affair with multiple skanky women, James compared his current chick (Kat Von D) with his ex-wife, Sandra Bullock and claimed that while Kat Von D was superb in the sack, Bullock left a lot to be desired. According to Radar Online:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack. He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in dancing the horizontal manbo.”That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D. One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Jesse also sort of claims that the whole cheating thing went on for much longer than everyone originally thought:

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bullshit. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

So there you have it, folks. Just in case there was a remote shred of respect that you might have had for Jesse James (for whatever stupid fucking reason your brain might have rationalized), it should probably go out the window, along with your stupid Monster Garage paraphernalia.

Hey look! It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt, fresh from her latest breakup! You know, I have to give Jen-girl some props here: some celebrities drown their personal sorrows in a bottle of Jack Daniels, a pile of cocaine, or worst of all, the bottom of a plastic, whipped-cream-laden Starbucks frappuccino, but not Lovey. She’s sticking to the good stuff – plain-jane coffee – and she’s all the better for it.

Keep your chin up, girl. You’ll find a man one day who won’t try to change you and will accept you just the way you are – unfortunate pants and all.

Elizabeth Hurley: still looking great. [The Superficial]

Cameron Diaz is Maxim‘s 4th hottest of 2011. Which means that Barbara Streisand or Bette Midler has to be number one, right? [Lainey Gossip]

Wait, no, no … THIS is who Rihanna‘s dating now. Can’t keep up with this bitch. [Bossip]

Kristen Stewart‘s on-screen prince might be hotter than her real-life prince. [ICYDK]

Check out the hot Conan the Barbarian trailer. [Pajiba]

Are you getting amped for the X-Factor? [Huffington Post]

Why did the police turn a gun on Hines Ward? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Aww, Nick Cannon‘s still wearing his hospital bracelets. [Celebuzz]

Is that Andrew Garfield and his penis? [Caught on Set]

Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews? [Popbytes]

Kelly Preston and Ella Bleu to be in Travolta’s Gotti movie? [Bitten and Bound]

Kim Zolciak is disgusting. And gross. Did I mention gross? [The Blemish]

When is Demi Moore going to finish pretending to be a super-producer? [INFDaily]

I know you’re probably all aware that I’m so not a Gaga fan, and you’re wondering why I’m even posting stuff about her because of that, but the fact is, I love you guys, even despite your Gaga love. I mean, no one’s perfect, we should all be accepting of one another and all that jazz, and besides – even though she grates on me like a wire brush on raw nerves, she IS a talented singer.

The above clip was from a show in Guadalajara earlier in the week, where Lady Gaga debuted her latest single, ‘Americano.’ Do you guys love it? Were you there, by chance?

“I know that there are people out there who say that there is nothing sexy about being pregnant. Then there are some people who embrace the sexuality. I feel empowered; I feel sexy.”

Empowered, yes. Sexy? Fuck no. I don’t know how many of you guys have been pregnant in the past, but when I was pregnant, sexy was the last possible thing I felt. And I felt a lot. I felt bloating, cramping, swelling, the occasional Braxton-Hicks contractions, skin that was supposed to be glowing, but instead broke out like I was thirteen again, and oh, the best parts: sciatica, fat, sore feet and vomiting.

But hey. If Tia Mowry is one of those women who gets off on pregnancy and feels good, looks good, and has an overall disposition of power, then more power to her.

It’s just that I’m envious as shit is all.