What do you need to do to keep making Jersey Shore jokes freakin’ hilarious? Get the funniest people ever, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch and Abby Elliott together, and that’s exactly what Jimmy Fallon did on his show last night.
It’s true, I’m over the Jersey Shore jokes (We get it! They’re dumb, orange and gross!) but this video is hilarious. Of course it is, the Goddesses of Comedy, Tina and Amy, kill everything they do. They can drop the mic on the stage of life, right about now. They’ve given us so much already.
Rachel Dratch never fails to make me laugh out loud, and is it just me, or does Abby Elliott do the best impressions ever? Girl’s mad talented.
Yes, I did just refer to myself in the third person. It’s Friday and this post involves a Waiting to Exhale sequel, so if you have a problem with that, you can deal.
Guys! They’re making a Waiting to Exhale sequel and it’s official. Angela confirmed the news last night on the red carpet premiere of her new movie Jump the Broom, which i am soooo going to see.
Here are the deets from TheYBF.com:
The actress confirmed that in the sequel, “Getting to Happy,” Whitney Houston, Loretta Devine, and Lela Rochon will all reprise their roles.
She said, “[Terry McMillian] wrote ‘Getting to Happy’ and she’s written the screenplay.” The she added that “Loretta, Lela, [and] Whitney,” are all on-board.
She also confirmed that Forest Whitaker will return as director. But Waiting To Exhale isn’t the only great Black film returning to the movies. You will soon see remakes of Juice and Sparkle on the big screen as well.
This was the kind of news I needed today. How amazing is this movie going to be? Of course I mean “amazing” in the kind of way that the Lifetime Original Movie The Client List was amazing. Thoroughly enjoyable but kind of a train wreck. Whitney can barely stand these days, let alone act. Really looking forward to this.
Did you know that over in the UK, they’ve been ripping off those “Got Milk?” ads for like, a hot minute now? I did not. But after seeing this “Make Mine Milk” ad featuring Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies, I couldn’t help but notice a few things:
1) He’s wearing the same denim gap blouse-y jacket thing that most of the moms on my middle school’s PTA frequently dawned. The stylist on this shoot either hates him or he’s probably going to pull a Ricky Martin on us any minute now.
2) A little facial hair, have we? Oh, well that’s real fun. Trying to break free of your youthful image, Rupe? Great choice. Looks like you’ve been trying to grow that thing out for months. I’m guessing he’ll have a Full Conan within five years.
3) I’m pretty sure that the background he’s standing in front of was one of the alternative options in my elementary school’s class picture booklet options. Yeah, this one was definitely listed somewhere in between the stonewashed and lazer backgrounds.
4) Those eyes! He doesn’t look stoned at all! Impressive!
5) That milk mustache will never stop looking like jizz to me. Consider a new angle, Brits.
Anything else from the peanut gallery? Leave it in the comments.
These days, sisters are doing it for themselves. Figuratively, anyway. Literally, sisters are demanding at least two hours of sex every day. Get it, sisters.
If you watch the little clip from Ellen above and skip to around the 1:24 mark, you can hear Kirstie begin to describe how sex goes down for her. And for any of you less mature people who might scream something along the lines of “gross, I don’t want to hear about no size 8 sex!”, calm your hearts, because Kirstie is one enlightened lady and you need to listen to her describe her style. See, the two hours daily breaks down to “the prelude, the sex, the winding down,” followed by the “bye, get the fuck out!” And that’s the most admirable game I’ve heard in a long time.
After what seemed like years of long unkempt hair and general scruffiness, our beautiful, classic Johnny Depp is back. Don’t worry, he still has a little scruff and his boundless love for accessories, it’s just that now he looks more like the guy who starred in such classics as Cry-Baby and Benny and Joon and less like this one homeless guy I saw a couple of years ago that I wanted so much to marry, right after an extensive bath.
And by ‘classy,’ I mean ‘at least forty percent covered up,’ so girlfriend’s got this DOWN. The numbers just don’t lie.
Here you see Amber Rose doing her best impersonation of Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. She just has less hair. And less talent. And less of an excuse to be looking like this, ’cause Amber doesn’t strike me as a hallucenogenic-type girl like good old Mark does.
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