I could have told you this was going to happen! I knew just by watching him sing songs on my TV in a creepy James Taylor voice that something was NOT RIGHT about American Idol castoff Paul McDonald. You can just tell by looking at him that he gets all crazy and weird after one drink of brown liquor and that he’s kind of a shiesty dude.

I knew when I heard (through an announcement he made) that he was dating actress Nikki Reed that something was going to start going around about him using her soon. Then BAM! A story shows up about it in the Enquirer.

Ready?:

“Paul is pressuring Nikki to introduce him to her agents, studio executives and even her ‘Twilight’ co-stars,” said a source, according to the report.

“His own friends are predicting he’ll leave Nikki as soon as he gets his big post ‘Idol’ break, the Enquirer reported.

To be fair, I don’t think I’m Columbo for figuring this out. Everyone knows that an ex-American Idol star fresh off the show is not who you want to be dating if you’re a famous actress with bomb-ass connections.

Nikki, protect your name and Twilight money from this vampire, you know what I mean, girl?

This is a little old, but wayyy too important not to mention.

Betty White did Joy Behar’s show on May 4th (click here to see the video,) and when asked by Joy if she liked everyone she worked with on Golden Girls, Betty said, “Oh yes, oh yes. Bea was not that fond of me, but I loved her.”

Woah. Okay, this is not Monday morning news, right? We’re all too fragile right now to be hearing this, right? I’m going to keep going, so you can stop reading here if you don’t want any more details.

Betty said that she has no idea what she did to get on the late Bea Arthur‘s bad side, but that never stopped her from loving and admiring her. Damn, do you think that Bea could see into the future and knew that Betty would be the last Golden Girl standing and America’s Oldest Sweetheart? What gives?

I’m pretty upset by this. You dealin’?

Is Katie Holmes pregnant again? [The Superficial]

Two-thirds of Americans think that photos of a dead Bin Laden should not have been released. Word. [Bossip]

Cheryl Cole‘s head just keeps getting bigger and bigger. [Lainey Gossip]

Marisa Miller shows her stuff in Esquire. [Yeeeah]

Can someone please explain to me what’s going on with Brendan Fraser‘s hair? [Pajiba]

A pee-scented women’s perfume? Guess who! [IDLYITW]

Jersey Shore delayed: thanks or why? [Amy Grindhouse]

Middleton porn? [The Frisky]

What Hollywood star was Prince Harry caught ogling? [Celebuzz]

Adam Lambert bumps and grinds with Prince. [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga does an acapella ‘Born This Way.’ [OMGBlog]

And is she ripping off Dita Von Teese now, too? [Cele|bitchy]

Rihanna‘s close to a nipslip of sorts. [INFDaily]

Can someone please pull Raven-Symoné to the side and speak to her about interpreting a theme to literally? Mahgawd.

This is what the actress wore to a vodka party called, “Glitz and Glam Gala,” over the weekend. Wow, Raven. Way to really work everything they were saying with the name of this event into one outfit, girl. Great job.

Honestly? I think that any one of the things she has going on here would be just fine by itself. The eyes are not my thing, but they’re admittedly kinda cool. The dress looks good on her. It’s a bit much, but again, that may be the hair/eye/cleavage combo that’s making it seem weird.

What do you think about what Miss. Raven has going on in these photos?

The host selection of this Mother’s Day weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live couldn’t have been any better, mainly because it was Tina Fey but also because she’s about to be a mother for the second time. I didn’t manage to watch it myself (but you can here online! I heard it was really funny!) but I did come across screen grabs of the bumpers, which I always think are one of the snazziest parts of the show.

These were no exception. You ever see a pregnant lady do acrobatics?

Did y’all wish your moms a happy mother’s day like I told you? Did those of you who are mothers get showered in love and affection? Well, I sure hope so, because if not, then you’re really going to feel awkward about today’s Tweets.  Let’s check out a variety of stances on the importance of Mother’s Day, and after that you can either pat yourself on the back or do some smooth talkin’ for your actions to all the mothers in your life, ok?

My boy, Chris Crocker, always tells it like it is, you know?  He’s probably the closest thing to a prophet we have right now, so let’s respect that.

Here we have Diddy, coming in for the single ladies.  See, he means it so much he can’t even use proper punctuation!

My favorite, Michael Ian Black, once again represents the alternatives among us.  Don’t be ashamed, people.  Hold your head high.

Daniel Tosh, my other favorite, provides a good alternative perspective as well.  See, the Lakers acted trashy yesterday, but that doesn’t mean you can’t follow a meaningful tradition for the ladies in your life.

Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at WCHE1520.com for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.