Have any of you seen Something Borrowed yet? I have not, but a friend of mine went to see it yesterday and he called me after and said, “Kate Hudson, at some point in every single scene, says, ‘Woo!’ and does a crazy little dance. She’s literally setting back women 37 years every single time she opens her mouth.”

So I found that to be pretty annoying. Not just because he’d spoiled part of the movie for me, either. It’s a bummer that someone who’s career showed so much promise when she first broke out has thrown herself face first into Hollywood’s RomCom Machine. She’s been in it for a minute now, obviously. This is nothing new, but like, between that and her seemingly maneater-ish tendencies, I’m just done with her. And she made Owen Wilson almost kill himself. We can’t forget that.

But I can’t be entirely mean to a pregnant woman. I can’t. So I’ll just show you these photos of her walking around London with her fiance, Muse front man Matt Bellamy, yesterday and say that she looks like she’s having a real nice time for herself despite the fact that she’s recites tired-ass lines for a living and she’s totally glowing or whatever.

Is Charlie Sheen going to be on Entourage now? [The Superficial]

Is Jermaine Dupri broke? [Bossip]

I wouldn’t get THAT excited – it’s Keira Knightley FFS. [INFDaily]

See? I TOLD YOU everyone thinks Lady Gaga‘s ‘Born This Way’ album sucks hard. [Right Celebrity]

Man, when the fuck did Josh Brolin get SO OLD? [Caught on Set]

Whitney: banned, because she’s such a trainwreck. [Yeeeah]

January Jones doesn’t know WHO the father is. [The Blemish]

A naked Brando Eaton? [OMGBlog]

Why Maria and Arnold may have split. [The Frisky]

Spanish nipple of the day! [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Sometimes I seriously question what goes on in the head of some people when they do heinous things all in the name of ‘artistic expression.’

Foreign filmmakers have created a film called Unlawful Killing, which is centered around the suspicious death of Princess Diana and her boyfriend, Dodi Fayed, back in 1997. The movie is a 90-minute documentary, with an up-close photo of Princess Diana after she was pulled from a mangled Mercedes, moments just before she died. The film is being backed by Lily Allen‘s father and the father of Dodi Fayed himself.

You know, I get the idea that people want the truth behind Diana’s death to be exposed, but I think throwing in a graphic photo of a car crash victim is merely an unnecessary and inappropriate gimmick to get people talking about the documentary, and not Diana’s death itself.

Sources close to the Royal Family claim that they are ‘sickened’ by the idea of a released death photo, but the family has not formally commented on the issue.

The film will debut this Friday at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

Remember that movie I was telling you guys about a few weeks ago, Midnight in Paris? The one that stars my absolute two favorite celebrities EVAR, Rachel McAdams and Adrien Brody? Well, it’s still a thing, but that’s not really what I want to talk about today. I’d like to discuss how awesome and amazing Rachel McAdams is, and how long I’d sing her praises (like, all day). Here are some of the highlights from her recent interview with Elle:

On reprising a role with former co-star Owen Wilson for Midnight in Paris:

“It’s definitely a different dynamic from the last time we were together. It wasn’t as fun being mean. I love that Woody likes good guys to be good guys and bad guys to be bad guys. Owen seemed to respond really well when I was a really bad guy.”

On Lindsay Lohan (sort of):

“With Mean Girls, I originally auditioned for the part that Lindsay Lohan played. I wouldn’t have seen myself playing Regina at all. But when I read the script, I thought, Oh, this part is way more fun; I wonder who will play that.…”

On being a romantic:

“I am. When Billie Holiday comes on, I can’t help but be transported—and I’m sure it wasn’t as romantic then at all—but that’s the wonderful part of my job: dressing up and walking down the street in New York or Toronto, pretending I’m in the ’40s.”

On finding inspiration in her parents’ marriage:

“[They are] Still together and still in love. I’m very blessed that way. I had a great example of love in front of me, and that’s probably what makes me such a romantic, because I’ve seen it firsthand.”

On being hesitant to take on certain roles:

“Sometimes I don’t think I’m the best person for the job. That was the case with Morning Glory. Sometimes I think, Really? You see me as this? Just because I don’t see myself that way, does that mean I shouldn’t do it? I tend to go, Is this the right decision? What are the ramifications of doing this part? You can start to overanalyze. But once I make the decision, it’s full steam ahead.”

After reading this interview, I’m still fully convinced that Allie and Noah she and Ryan Gosling are soul mates. And as long as she doesn’t end up dating Adrien Brody after this movie wraps, she’ll remain forever golden in my eyes. And if she does? I’m SO going after Ryan, just out of spite (OK, and because he’s totally hot, too).

All images courtesy of Elle

Way to be ten years behind the time, Mobe. I know you’re perpetually stuck in, like, ’99 or something, but publicly outing Britney on her general off-balanceness is so last decade. On Britney, Moby says:

“Britney’s actually kind of like a broken-down shell of a human being, that’s what makes her so endearing and compelling. She was lovely, but really broken. Like, (A Streetcar Named Desire character) Blanche Dubois-style broken. Actually, the most entitled people I’ve met are indie rockers and indie actors, because they really believe their press.”

Now, Moby fans, before you go taking your horn-rimmed specs off because you KNOW that it’s not cool to fight when you’re wearing glasses, let it be said that I think Moby’s actually a cool dude, aside from his music – and the last part of that is only because it’s just not my thing. However, he does a lot of good, and we share most of the same spiritual views.  But regardless, unless you’re a gossip blogger that happens to run across a slow news day and Britney’s your fallback snark girl, you shouldn’t be throwing her under the bus just because you’re trying to sell albums and it’ll get you press.  ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY DONE IT ONCE, in practically all the same words.

This would be the appropriate place to say, ‘Ugh, Moby – get some new material.’ And praise the cosmos, he HAS.  His next album (which hits stores next week) is supposed to be more acoustic than anything, so you better start picking up the pot again and laying off the rolling for a little while at the very least.
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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Katy Perry photo: N
“I can even make a queef a number one hit. Take that bitches!”

First runner-up: AC
“Does her ass make me look fat?”

Second runner-up: Jax
“That reminds me. I must give Russell his penis back.”

Congrats to N, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!