In an interview with Piers Morgan on Tuesday night, Chelsea said that she and 50 were dating and that he was the exact opposite of what you’d imagine him to be. She also added that while she enjoyed their time, she wasn’t so fond of his tendency to surprise her with gifts. She said, “I don’t really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don’t know them well. I can buy my own gifts. I really don’t like gifts from rappers in general, since I’m not a hooker.”
Only rappers employ hookers, huh, Chelsea? Oh, I see how it is.
So there you have it. For all of those who’ve been losing sleep at night over this, you can rest easy knowing that the two were definitely fucking at one point and that Chelsea ain’t no gift-accepting hooker.
If there was one celeb whose face I’d think was completely untouched, it’s the absolutely gorgeous Scarlett Johansson. Why? I guess I just want to believe that she’s naturally as beautiful as she looks on every red carpet or even when she’s jogging in an unflattering tank top.
But nope. The girl’s had at least one nose job, as you can see from the photo comparison above. If you go through the gallery below, you may be able to spot some more differences. I’m thinking she’s had she schnoz worked on a couple times. It seems to be getting a little thinner and pointer every year. By the time she’s done, she’ll have a Paltrow nose or something.
I’m pretty sure those boobs are the real deal, but can y’all spot any other work that ScarJo may have had done?
Adele performed “Rolling in the Deep” on Dancing With the Stars last night and guuuurrrrllll… She was amazing. To think that she backed out of performing a second song due to sickness yet still was able to deliver this performance is pretty incredible.
I was a little late to the Adele party and now I just feel stupid. Even my mother is going to see her perform live in Boston later this month. If you’re not up on her and her sounds yet, it’s time to get with it.
Dancing With the Stars you can still pass on, though. What was up with unleashing two dancers in the middle of Adele’s performance? I know that’s like, the show’s entire bit, but how awkward.
Because here’s a trailer for Final Destination 5, which would obviously come after 4, but I didn’t even know a number four was made. Crazy. What kind of porous rock have I been living under, jeez.
Anyway, the cast has completely changed, naturally, but Tony Todd reprises his role as the creepy coroner. Honestly, though? Nothing could ever really top his role as the Candyman. I watched that movie in 1990 when it came out (I was 7) and it’s totally horrified me ever since. For real, I won’t even look in a mirror if it’s dark.
Either way. Tony Todd or no Tony Todd, I will not be seeing this movie. As far as I’m concerned, horror movies have gotten way too visually disturbing over the last decade, and the last thing I want to scar my subconscious with is a visual of a woman holding a teddy bear with half of her fucking face burned off by a laser.
I’m telling you right now: there’s one we can rule out, and that’s Posh Spice, AKA Victoria Beckham. Why? Because she’d NEVER BE AS FAT AS THIS BITCH. GOD. Can you imagine? V-Beck can barely stand gestating a fetus for nine months, did you think she’d ever go for a waist wider than eighteen inches?
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