After two years of figuring out how to fit a square peg in a round hole, Hayden Panettiere and her big-assed boxer boyfriend have called it quits. On the split, Hayden says:

“Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends,” says the Scream 4 actress, 21.

Bummer.

However, Hayden (only 21, MAHGOD) apparently has a thing for much older dudes (Klit is 35), so she’ll be sorry to see that her timing in this breakup was off just slightly – a few weeks earlier and she could have been the one moving into Sean Penn’s Malibu love nest.

What over-aged dude is suitable for Hayden’s tastes in your opinion?

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I’m not even gonna talk about how cheesy the video actually is (oh, and that’s Antoine Dodson, by the way, of ‘Bed Intruder‘ fame), the only thing I really want to address is the diameter of this dude’s nipples. They’re larger than his cataract his eyes. They’re probably bigger than his ears. I mean, I seriously missed MOST of what was going on in this video, because I couldn’t stop staring at said nipples – you sort of hone in on them, and like a magic eye picture, everything else just kind of slips away into a swath of hazy darkness.

Is this, like, abnormal, or do you or someone you know have massively massive nipples, too?

Video courtesy of Bossip

This just about doubles the obnoxious level in here for me. [Lainey Gossip]

So, what, Wendy Williams was doing tons of crack too? [Bossip]

Is Matthew Bellamy expecting TWO new babies? [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian is the new face of melons. How appropriate. [The Blemish]

Lindsay already failed an alcohol test. [ICYDK]

This is Jennifer Aniston trying to act in a comedic film? Thank God that the world is ending in nine days. [Pajiba]

Leonardo DiCaprio: single again! [Huffington Post]

Even MORE Pippa Middleton nudes! [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Katie Holmes is definitely pregnant. [Celebuzz]

This is the chick that gets her eye burned out, right? [Caught on Set]

Blake Lively‘s almost-upskirt. [INFDaily]

All you skanks out there with two-toned hair should be rejoicing! Lady Gaga has finally out-skanked you with this new tri-colored hair do.

I actually don’t totally hate it. Sure, it’s more of the predictably weird (AKA not that weird at all) shit that we’ve come to expect from Gaga, but hey! Nicki Minaj does similar stuff with her hair, and y’all know how much I love that.

Are you digging on this new look or do you think that it’s just as tragic as her music (except “Born This Way,” which has totally grown on me!)

Britney Spears‘ former manager Sam Lufti is suing her mother over claims that were made in her memoirs about his character and manipulative relationship with her daughter. In order to build his case, Sam asked that Britney tell her side of their extremely complicated past in court. Only problem there is that Britney’s parents think she’s mentally incapable of testifying in court.

From TheHollywoodReporter:

In a motion filed on Monday at Los Angeles Superior Court, Lutfi asked a judge to order a psychiatric evaluation of the singer to prove that’s not true.Despite Spears’ comeback, she’s still under the conservatorship of her father, James Parnell Spears, and family lawyer, Andrew Wallet. Both are hesitant to let the singer get too close with Lutfi, who was fired in 2008. (more…)

Katy Perry just released a screengrab from her upcoming video “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” and it’s pretty tragic. It is better than the whole alien bit she just did and wayyyy better than the time she shot whipped cream out of her boobs, but it’s still a miss in my book.

I know, I know, I hate Katy Perry’s tired guts and I can’t stop talking about it, but I just don’t get this chick. Sure, “Teenage Dream” was fun and so was “California Gurls,” but fun is different than really good and dressing up like a teenage dork in 2011? Snooze. Neither fun nor good.

Do you guys think this video theme has potential or can we just be done with her now, please?