If you read this here blog regularly, then you know that I have quite the tumultuous relationship with Ke$ha. We’ve gone through several ups and downs, and it certainly hasn’t been easy, but I think that finally we’ve reached an understanding. See, she just did an interview with Billboard, and after she talked (joked? I can’t be sure) about banging her first groupie, she shared this story:

At a recent show, she pulled a boy onto the stage-something she does midway through each performance-but it was Ke$ha who was left speechless. “He started crying and he told me that the only reason he was alive was because of my music,” she says. “He’d never felt accepted for who he was, and through my songs he realized that there are people out there who will love him for exactly who he is, and so he decided to come out of the closet.” It was this interaction, however brief, that convinced Ke$ha (born Kesha Rose Sebert) to ignore the critics and focus on her fans. “I’m doing this to make people happy,” she says, “and that’s translating. Quite frankly, that’s the reason I think I was put on the planet this lifetime. I’m here to make music, so the fact that it’s resulting in a positive change is the ultimate payoff for me.”

So really, this girl can offend our senses all she wants to (and she does), but if she’s saving kids’ lives while she does it, then I think we can all buck up and take it, don’t you?

Ah, just when you thought X-Tina went and ate her son (What? I thought she had. It’d explain a lot of crap), she appeared in New York City holding his hand and doing her best to avoid being photographed.

With regard to the whole ‘eating her son’ thing, I’m glad to see that Max is just fine.  See, sometimes puking after you gorge yourself on a delicious young child has its benefits: you can barely see the chew marks on little man’s hands, AND he’s starting to get some color back into his cheeks! Plus, BAM! Instant weight loss!

Welcome back to the world, Max!

I came across an article about how Lindsay Lohan is being ‘sentenced’ to 120 days in jail, but she’ll be serving it at home, on house arrest, and will probably only be stuck there for fourteen days or so. Right. Same story, different day, even bigger lips. In short? Totally not even worth discussing here on Evil Beet. However, one thing in the report that actually IS of interest? The insane amount of prescription drugs that Lindsay takes on a daily basis. From 411mania:

“[Lindsay takes] Trazadone (for depression), Nexium (for heartburn), Yaz (birth control), Zoloft (anti-depressant), Doxycycline (antibiotic), Zyrtec (allergies) and Zythromax (antibiotic).”

Nothing really struck me as out of the ordinary until I came across the two different antibiotics. TWO ANTIBIOTICS. For real …. What the fuck is this chick being TREATED FOR? And moreover, is it contagious? You know what happens when you Google ‘uses of Zythromax’? You get all sorts of information on treating bacterial infections (including, but, um, not limited to sexually transmitted diseases). Same for Doxycyline – especially syphilis, chlamydia, and pelvic inflammatory disease. Of course, both of these drugs can be used to treat stuff like E. Coli, acne, UTIs, and bubonic plague, but it’s much more interesting to speculate on the conditions of Lindsay’s nether regions than those of her digestive tract.

Get well, Lindsay?

So, Bar Refaeli‘s gonna date who now? [The Superficial]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is wasting no time. [INFDaily]

Beyonce does Billboard, looks absolutely amazing. [Bossip]

More of Alexander Skarsgard‘s boobs. [Cele|bitchy]

Everybody thinks Sleeping Beauty is just as creepy as I do. [LA Times]

What A-list celebrity has a raging case of herpes? [TMZ]

Somebody’s actually going to buy The Ugliest Hat Ever. [The Frisky]

Lea Michele never did drugs. [Socialite Life]

The Navy SEALS get Fleshlights. [OMGBlog]

Details on Kelly Brook‘s miscarriage. [Yeeeah]

The bulldog with the underbite loses custody of her daughter finally. [Amy Grindhouse]

Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis snuggle up. [Caught on Set]

Have you seen photos of Jess’s expanding baby bump yet? Because somehow, Jessica Alba even makes pregnancy sexy, and I’m sure there’s a couple of dudes out there who have pregnancy fetishes as it is, who are totally rubbing one out to these photos. I’d normally say ‘I can’t blame them,’ but pregnancy fetishes to me are weird, and the mere idea of an erect penis getting even remotely close to poking the top of a baby’s soft head during sex makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Girlfriend’s getting better (supposedly), her career is on the up and up again, so what’s a lonely girl with fucktons of money to do when she’s bored? Throw a southern-themed party at a private residence in Beverly Hills!

Britney, whose body is looking AH-MAZING in these photos, seems like she’s having a good time, and she’s glad to be hosting big galas that attract big names, but the number one thing that gives away girl’s true mental state? Her askew and awry eyebrows. I mean DAMN. There’s a close-up in the gallery down there and if those stray strands don’t just scream ‘I’m not well!’ then I don’t know what does.

Also, Kelly Osbourne put half of the weight she lost back on (such a bitch when that happens), Mandy Moore‘s better-looking twin was in attendance, Selena Gomez looks like someone threatened her life to force her into being there, and Jason Trawick is still wondering what the fuck happened.