Looks like Nick (the youngest Jonas I think?) has latched onto some seriously hot vadge. Delta Goodrem, who I had to Google, is an Australian performer who most famously dated some dude from some band called ‘Westlife.’ She’s apparently pretty big in Australia, and she’s really, really hot. Anyway, these two guys are dating, and even though Nick is not even 19 yet and Delta is 26, they seem to have a whole lot in common (mainly that whole ‘pretty’ thing). You go, Nick!
I don’t know a whole lot about the Jonas brothers except that they were all on Camp Rock, which, incidentally, I LOVED, and one of them was close to Demi Lovato for a point in time, but … Wait. You say he’s NOT who everyone thought was the gay one? There’s one worse than him at trying to hide their true feelings? … Oh I have GOT to see this.
Have you guys seen the trailer for Larry Crowne yet? No? Well, here it is – watch it quick before you proceed with snippets from the W interview:
OK, now that you’ve absorbed all of that. This? Might just be the best movie of the year. Seriously. I know a lot of you probably expect that I’d love movies like The Devil Wears Prada or something based on those fucking nitwits out of the Real Housewives series, just judging by my aptitude for bitchy snark, but really? All of that other stuff is just crap, and I’m a total softie at heart who loves movies about people overcoming things and also? Disney movies. It’s true.
Anyway, Julia Roberts (who, in my little-girl-eighties heart is still totally a woman to be idolized and I DO) and Tom Hanks (my all-time favorite Hollywood actor) are teaming up for this movie, and the film’s duo recently did a piece with W magazine. Here are some highlights:
Here are some more recent photos of Britney’s gradual recovery. She was photographed playing a concert in LA this past Saturday, and she’s looking really well these days.
… I mean, even if she IS missing an acrylic nail off of one of her pinky fingers and her eyebrows STILL look like they belong on the lady that used to come into the grocery store that I worked in during high school – the one who kind of had wild, unfocused eyes, drew half of her brows on and left the other half to grow where they saw fit, and who also looped dark brown lipliner in giant arcs above her top lip.
The lady always carried a floral-print burlap bag, and one day, the bag actually spilled over in the store. I approached the woman and helped pick up her belongings (OK, more because I wanted to see what the fuck she kept in that bag than just being a good samaritan and helping her out, but being nice did have a part to play). The bag’s contents consisted of miniature stuffed dogs, a lemon (which, to this day I’m STILL convinced she lifted), decade-old TV Guides, forty different Wet ‘n Wild lipsticks, all mostly of a dark brown shade, two pairs of socks, marbles in a ripped plastic bag, a neti pot (?), and hypodermic needles (I know, I was like GTFO, I’m totally not touching these).
Anyway, I’m glad that Britney’s trying so hard and looking so good these days. If anyone deserves a total recovery, it’s definitely Britney.
Oh Gaga, how you slay me. And how you slip things past me, too. Did anyone see Lady Gaga‘s recent appearance on American Idol? Me either. Which is probably why I’m behind the ball on this one. But the above photos WERE brought to my attention, and I thought they were worthy of discussion.
I mean, penis shoes. Not magical shoes. Shoes with oh-so-very phallic heels. Are we loving them? Are we thinking they’re as stupid as I’m thinking they are? Am I the ONLY ONE who wants to vomit all over the place NOT because the heels of Gaga’s shoes look like penises (I do rather like penises – quite a bit, actually), but because they – like her – are so over the top that I want to just lay down and drool until she’s totally over?
Terry Richardson and Jared Leto were snappin’ some pics in NY the other day and ummm… Hi, Jared Leto. When did you get hot again and may I have a word with you in my office?
Not to perv out on the dude, but I’ve had a crush on this guy since I was maybe 12-years-old and he was the object of Claire Danes’ affection on My So-Called Life. Seeing him look fat, weird and gross the past few years was a major bummer, but I’d gotten used to it. He’s apparently shed those extra pounds and is channeling Jordan’s bad boy ways because, yo… Dude’s lookin’ so fine. Like, FOINE.
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