Boy, these two are just amping up their publicity a ton these days, aren’t they? First, Brad talked about finally getting married, which caused a huge stir, and now Angelina‘s talking about the REAL important things: penis size. In an interview with the UK’s Telegraph, Angelina discusses all things from parenting, to starring with Johnny Depp in The Tourist, to how much she admires her partner Brad’s, uh, manhood:

‘I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man,’ she says, blushing slightly, ‘in all things that it means.

Jolie also counters that the loss of her mother back in 2007 is still a very sore, raw subject:

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“He fits in [with the family] already. I think they’re just themselves, and I think that’s the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything is easy, comfortable, no stress.”

Kourtney on how well Kris Humphries fits into the Kardashian family. I’m still trying to decide whether or not he should be insulted by something like that, but then I get all confused over who Kim is if she’s not herself in front of the rest of us? I mean, the concept of the REAL Kim Kardashian is a totally overwhelming paradox. But then I get stuck back on Kris fitting in with the Kardashians. And I know that if he were a regular, non-magical creature, he probably have a hard time of it. But trolls kick it with trolls, so I suppose I’m not at all surprised. Moving on!

Here we have the mom-daughter duo with the most shiny brunette hair who were photographed hitting the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day.

Katie Holmes is looking seriously the best she has in years, and Suri is getting so big and so adorable. What I want to know, though, is where is Tom Cruise in all of this? He’s arguably got one of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood as his wife, and one of the cutest kids going. How is this man so busy all of the time? What the hell could he possibly be doing? Mission Impossible is over, did he not get the memo? Oh. Wait. … Nope, no, apparently it’s not. He’s got another one in production, and two other unrelated films in filming and development.

So alright. I guess I see why he’s so busy. But still. These are the times, my man. Don’t let them pass you by, right? Your daughter’s only going to be making those rubbery faces for so long, and your wife’s probably going to be as young and flawless as you like her for just another few years, you know?

Christina Aguilera has always had a leg up on Britney in the sense that she’s genuinely talented (that voice!) and has a real sense of her own style, but did you guys know that she’s less crazy than the tabloids make her out to be and she’s somewhat intelligent sounding in interviews, too?

We’ve been so fixated on what a hot mess Britney has been lately that we haven’t taken a moment to point out that, while X-Tina has had one hell of a year in terms of drama, she’s actually still pretty chill. And you know what? She has a pretty good sense of humor about that whole “Gay Walk of Fame” business I was ragging on her for a little while back.

Sit back and enjoy this interview with her if you have a moment. The only parts I didn’t like was her misplacement of the word “circa” and that she hinted that her son might be a good actor some day. I feel like celeb moms need to at least pretend they don’t have showbiz aspirations for their little ones.

On the off chance your Joan Boners needed feeding, I thought I’d put these new photos of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks here and just slowly walk away.

I gotta say, normally I’d be like, “Hey! So what if she has big boobs and a totally perfect body with the best ass out there (sorry, Nicki)!?!? That doesn’t make her any better than me!”

But part of me knows that it could not have been easy for Little Chrissy Hendricks to grow up a redhead with huge boobs. She just looks like she has one of those success stories where everyone made fun of her until she got to Hollywood where she’s clearly a commodity (and talented to boot!)

All I have to say when I see her is, “You GO, girl!”

We’re definitely not Katy Perry fans around these parts (although we can admit she’s kinda nice to look at sometimes), but the subject of this mini-documentary (click HERE to see it) is a SUPER FAN. His entire room is covered in Katy photos, he watches her videos on her computer daily and he owns several copies of every magazine she’s in.

I always love watching fan documentaries (see: I Think We’re Alone Now about Tiffany fans) because it’s so interesting to see someone devote their entire lives to another person in an obsessive manner. You know there’s something really interesting going on there psychology-wise and that there’s always a lot more to their obsession than they even realize. Like, as much as all of this is about Katy, I don’t think it has anything to do with Katy.

Have you ever been an obsessive fan? Do you know any?