Khloe Kardashian: busting out. Everywhere. [The Superficial]

Could someone please break these two UP already? [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce‘s ‘Run the World’ video premieres – the background analysis. [Bossip]

Unusual sexual interests. Are they yours? [Pajiba]

James Franco in new porn drama. [Huffington Post]

Shauna Sand arrested for felony? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Rashida Jones in LINGERIE. GO. NOW. [Celebuzz]

Ashley Judd in new movie? [Caught on Set]

Victoria Beckham will be having her child in the US on the 4th of July. [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian: really hoping for that ring. [INFDaily]

I don’t care if you’re the world’s hottest woman or you DO date super athlete Derek Jeter – it’s no excuse to dress like … dress like I don’t even know what. I’m still trying to figure it out.

Minka Kelly was photographed in New York City yesterday wearing what one could only describe as ‘half the contents of my Hasidic Jewish cousin’s closet.’ With the exception of those bare shoulders. That’s totally a no-no.

Independently, you know, the ensemble wouldn’t be bad. The off-the-shoulder sweatshirt looks like something I’d throw on after a Pilates class. It’s something that I’d wear to the store on a humid spring morning (we get a lot of those here where I live) to do some grocery shopping. The skirt? Meh. It looks mad uncomfortable. I may be short (I’m a shrinking 5’3″), but I take large strides when I walk. And anything that inhibits that – like this skirt probably would – is just totally not practical. I rather like the scarf and the hat (and definitely the flats), but the scarf just looks kind of odd coupled with the off-shoulder sweatshirt, you know?

I love you and all, girl, but please: stay out of Batsheva’s closet.

After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial rights.

Though sources close to Maria claim that she’s still up in the air as to whether or not to pull the plug on her marriage, she’s keeping all of her options open by, you know, finding out what those options are.

Me? Well hell. I’m a ‘cross me once and you’re dead to me, motherfucker’ kind of gal when it comes to infidelity, but I don’t hold onto anger. I’d up and leave and it’d be the end of it. I’d be sad, I’d be disappointed, but I wouldn’t go wreaking any kind of havoc in my own life or in anyone else’s, for that matter. However? If I found out that I’d been LIED TO for over ten years about something that may or may not have been a one-time thing and that had rendered some pretty fucking permanent results, I’d be LIVID.  That’d be a horse of an entirely different color there.

Would you guys be apt to forgive? Would you maybe not even hesitate to pull the plug on a marriage just bursting at the seams with lies?

Hennessy and cash money, everybody – what makes for a more solid foundation for a relationship than that?  A shared talent for making shitty, unbearable music, you say?  Well, then it looks like T-Pain and Ke$ha have the trifecta, so don’t expect to see K-Pain fade away anytime soon!

Just to let you enjoy this classic romance* a little longer, I’ll show you the origins (from Twitter, natch):

And that’s how a loving relationship is born, kids.  Was there ever a romance with such strong roots, such tangible passion?

*Of course no one knows if this is a legit romance or if it’s just a couple of jokesters having a a good laugh.  I’m not all too familiar with T-Pain, but me and Ke$ha go way back, and I feel like she wouldn’t include such an innocent bottle of booze if it was just a joke, right? Also, I’m aware that T-Pain is married, but, uh, open your eyes to the real world.  I’m going to choose to believe in these two free-spirited lovers, what about you?

Let me open up with my views on Beyonce as an artist, so maybe you can get a better feel of where I’m coming from. Much like Southern Comfort and applying glitter to strangers, I feel that Beyonce is only truly appropriate at the gay bar. That’s not saying I’ve never listened to “Halo” alone at home and cried or that I don’t demand that one of my exceptionally talented friends do the “Single Ladies” dance every single time I see him, it just means that she’s not my jam, all right, and that’s ok. But then, last night, several of my more fabulous friends couldn’t stop posting this here music video, “Run the World,” on Facebook, along with comments like “the queen has slayed!” and “I love my wife!”  But you guys, I don’t get it.

I know she’s an amazing dancer and I know she’s really attractive, but is this song/video really all that phenomenal? Can one of you school me in Beyonce here?

This is an interesting turn of events!

Long time on-again-off-again boyfriend of Drew Barrymoore and uh, actor, I guess, Justin Long is supposedly dating Gossip Girl‘s Leighton Meester. The two were seen outside of La Poubelle in Hollywood (my roommate totally works at the restaurant up the street from there, guys) holding hands and chatting it up with fans.

Personally I’m loving this coupling because it’s nice to see Justin move on to a new lady and I think I love that Leighton Meester. No, I’ve never seen her show, but I did illegally download a copy of The Roommate several months back, so I’m pretty happy for her too.

I dunno, I find this much more interesting than her co-star’s newest fling. Any objections?