So I’m gonna lay it right out: I’ve got some good news and some bad news, guys. The bad news is that our very talented and much-loved Molls is leaving us. She was offered an absolutely amazing opportunity that I’ll let her tell you about once she’s contractually allowed to, so her time on the site would have been cut down to practically none at all had she stayed. In light of this development, (cue the good news) we’re hiring!
The basics:
-The position requires two posts daily Monday through Friday
-The position also requires five posts per day on alternating weekends
-This is a PAID position
The requirements:
- Weekday and weekend availability
- Comprehensive knowledge of celebrity gossip
- A unique writing voice – I don’t want no vanilla news, girl
- Impeccable spelling and grammar
- General computer know-how – WordPress experience is a plus
- You must be at least 18 years old and legally able to work in the US (and willing to prove both)
- You must be a US resident
Your application should include:
1) A cover letter
2) Your age and location (city and state)
3) Your current occupation and the hours you work
4) Writing samples. Preference will be given to folks who have a blog they update regularly. (It does not have to be a blog about celebrity gossip.)
Applications and questions should be sent to jobs@evilbeetgossip.com with the subject line “EB Editor Application.” If the subject line says anything else, it will more than likely end up in my deleted folder. Intentionally.
The deadline to apply is 12:59 pm EST on Friday, June 3rd, 2011.
Also, if you yourself are not interested but know someone who’d be a good fit (or fuck, you want to see a certain writer that you happen to have locked up in your basement do some hard work) let them know about us.
I’m totally looking forward to hearing all of your funniest shit, so good luck and have at it!
It’s like Tiger 2.0 up in this bitch apparently, and mistresses from all over the country are coming out of a Schwarzenegger dong-haze in order to nail his cheating heart to the wall (which I find funny, since these same women didn’t give a rat’s fetid ass when they were boning him).
The latest? An actress from Little House on the Prairie by the name of Gigi Goyette. The very same Gigi Goyette who’s actually just lawyered up with Gloria Allred, so apparently there’s business to be had here, now, isn’t there.
Goyette claims that she and Arnold had a torrid affair extending through two decades, where oral sex was a favorite, and ‘weird’ sex was in vogue. According to Hollywood Life:
For those who have recently eaten, please do not read on. “I’d made love before, but never with anyone like Arnold,” Gigi said. “He was a perfect Adonis — he had the most amazing body I’d ever seen in my life!” I gave Arnold a massage, and then we had oral sex,” Gigi says of the then three years married actor. “Arnold explained that we couldn’t have full intercourse — just what he called outercourse.” And they say chivalry is dead!
The affair then continued on for several years, with Gigi even meeting Maria Shriver and her family on one trip to the super fun Fitness weekend. Maria and Arnold were drinking with a group in the bar and after Maria left Arnold commanded Gigi to go to her room. “Arnold took me in his arms and neither of us could deny our strong attraction. He stayed with me for an hour and we had the most amazing sex session. Then he went back to Maria,” she says. She does not, however, explain if this course was inny or outty.
Gigi also claims that there were a variety of other women involved, and throws a number like ’13′ out there, stating that Arnold had to have every hot woman he laid his eyes on.
I’m sorry. All of this infidel BS is just wrong, and Arnold has ALWAYS grossed me out anyway. ALWAYS. It’s just a shame that innocent people (like Maria Shriver) have to get wrapped up in this kind of trash, especially when they’re totally unassuming about it.
“When I was 12, [a] big muscular guy, a high school senior… [who] rode the bus with me every day to school… invited me to his house. The dude raped me. It was quick, not pleasant. I was too scared to tell anyone. ‘Tell anyone,’ he warned, ‘and you’ll never have another friend in this school. I’ll ruin your fuckin’ reputation.’ … This is a memory I suppressed until only a few years ago when, in rehab, it came flooding back. Therapy will do that to you.”
This? Is totally why I’d never want to do therapy for anything, I don’t think. All those repressed memories; that’s some scary business. I mean, nothing scarringly bad has ever happened to me (thankfully, and to my knowledge, anyway), and if I’m a well-adjusted person that just does not remember these kind of horrors, trust me when I say: I do not want to, thanks.
I generally don’t read celebrity memoirs, because I think most of them are overblown, self-righteous BS, but I think I’d be interested in checking out Scott’s. So, yo, Scott’s PR team – if you’re reading this, hook a sister up and send me a copy. I’ll do a review or something. If it doesn’t totally suck, anyway.
This is probably the first thing that I’ve EVER seen Gwyneth Paltrow do that actually made me fucking laugh out loud. Seriously. This was even more amusing than when Brad Pitt found her head in a box in Seven (though that was just way creepier, too). I think I’m actually liking her more when she acts like a corny fool rather than when she’s trying to TELL ME HOW TO LIVE. What do you guys think – are you loving the ghetto side of Gwynnie? Master Gwynnie P? Big Pun reincarnated, what what?
And for all of you who did not grow up loving Grease (or worse, don’t know what Grease is), his name is Jeff Conaway. He was also on Taxi and most recently, Celebrity Rehab.
Conaway, who fought a long public battle with pain prescriptions and alcohol abuse, relapsed and overdosed last week on what’s rumored to have been pain pills. His manage released a statement last night acknowledging that Conaway had slipped into a coma after being admitted for his most recent OD:
“He is in a coma and unresponsive at this time. He turned his head two days ago, but nothing since.”
Last year, Molls claimed that Conaway would probably not live through his addictions, as his health has been in such a fragile state for the past decade or so, and it appears that she might be right – Conaway’s physicians have not commented whether or not they think Jeff will wake up from this coma, but the whole vibe I’m getting is that it’s just not going to happen.
Stay clean kids – see what happens sometimes if you don’t?
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