So we know that Demi Lovato’s not feeling too hot right now, but her (former?) BFF Selena Gomez is doing fantastic, apparently.

The actress/singer is dating Justin Bieber (swoonies!) and yesterday she filmed a new music video on the beach with some pink horses. She also gallivanted around with some tall blond dude and hula hooped as he strummed a guitar on a beach blanket. I’m thinking the theme was either “magical beach fantasy” or “a child’s dream abuses animals.” Not totally sure though.

Guys, you gotta check these pictures out. They’re freakin’ ridiculous. But hey! At least she’s not going the way of Miley…

I can barely look at these photos of a distraught Demi Lovato dealing with the fender bender she was in yesterday. The accident wasn’t her fault, but she looks so shaken up and like it’s just about the last thing she needs, and I think we’ve all been there.

You know how a car accident is always the icing on the cake? It’s as if your whole life is going to shit and you feel awful and then BAM! All that negative energy manifests into someone driving into the bumper of your car and you’re just like, “WHY ME? Does the universe HATE me?”

I’m really feeling for Demi right now. She’s obviously put on a bit of weight during her recovery process and is not feeling like herself. This is not at all a knock on her because to me it’s a sign that she’s taking care of herself properly and dedicated to her recovery, regardless of whatever haters might say.

I support you, Demi! You’re in my thoughts! And I’m really sorry to hear about your car, girl!

With musical guest Lady Gaga and host Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty obvious that this weekend’s season finale is going to be a big deal, right?  I mean, you know that we don’t particularly care for Lady Gaga around here, but JT always does a good job on SNL, so I’m going to be way optimistic about it.  Plus there’s a rumor that Justin and Andy Samberg are going to be reprising their glorious characters from the classic “Dick in a Box” skit, and you guys know how I feel about Andy Samberg making music.

Are you guys going to watch it on Saturday, or do you actually do things with your weekends?

Courtney Love has been looking really good lately (well, in public, anyway), and I think it’s such a crying shame that she just went and threw all that away. I think someone who “doesn’t want to be perceived as a trainwreck” should be more careful when leaving her home and attending a major film festival.  Seriously, this looks less like high fashion and more like something I’d stitch together after a mild mental breakdown and a handful of vodka cranberries – and I would know, I’ve seen me do it.

Is it appropriate that I’m interpreting this dress as another sign of Courtney’s steady descent into crazy, or is it actually not that bad?

Tom Hardy as Bane. [The Superficial]

Do we know everything about Jess Simpson‘s wedding now? [Cele|bitchy]

So … Sarah Palin‘s running for President? [Bossip]

So what killed Randy Savage, the heart attack or the car crash? [TMZ]

What the fuck is Mischa Barton THINKING? [Socialite Life]

Hot celebrities at amFar. [The Blemish]

Sure signs of the end of the world. [Celebuzz]

Ashley Judd: missing in Croatia. [Caught on Set]

Is this Dr. Dre as a young dude? [INFDaily]

What did Lady Gaga get an honorary degree for? [Popbytes]

Midnight in Paris gets rave reviews AS I SUSPECTED IT WOULD. [LA Times]

The greatest marriage proposal ever. [Huff Po]

You know how you can say a word or a phrase or something over and over and over, and then eventually, much like Jessica Simpson‘s upcoming wedding, it just doesn’t make sense? Weird, right?

Despite rumors to the contrary, Jessica and her fiance, Eric Johnson, are sailing along happily, and come November, they’ll declare their everlasting love with an extravagant wedding in Hawaii.  Cue Eric high fiving his bros for scoring the best meal ticket ever.

Here’s some more wedding details from In Touch via Celebitchy:

After months of stalling, Jessica Simpson has finally agreed to an “I do” date – 11:11 a.m. on November 11, 2011- and she plans to ensure that her nuptials with Eric Johnson, 31, become the new wedding of the century!

“Jessica will be spending upward of $1 million, easily,” a source close to the singer, 30, tells In Touch of the splashy affair, which will take place on the romantic Hawaiian island of Kauai.

The surprise announcement is a huge relief to Jessica’s friends, who as In Touch previously reported, had all but given hope that the couple would ever make it to the altar. The reason for Jessica’s sudden wedding fever? It’s a last ditch attempt to revive her career, says another insider. “She was devastated when she didn’t get hired to be a judge on The X Factor….”

Now… inspired by the hysteria surrounding the royal wedding, Jessica has hired [planner] Mindy Weiss to oversee a headline-grabbing event that will help her reclaim the spotlight. “She’s flying more than 50 family members and friends to spend a week partying with her and Eric in Hawaii,” a friend of Jessica’s tells In Touch.

Between Weiss’ fee ($150,000), guests airfares ($50,000), rings ($100,000), hair and makeup ($25,000) and flowers ($10,000), the costs are already staggering. “She’s picking up the tab for everything,” says the friend, who notes that Eric is currently jobless.

Jessica refuses to spare any expense – least of all when it comes to her gown. Referring to the now-iconic Alexander McQueen dress worn by her bridal competition, Kate Middleton, Jessica has thrown down the gauntlet, declaring, “I’ll outdo her!”

Oh, girl.  There are so many reasons why I worry about Jessica Simpson.  Do you think she’s actually going to go through with this ridiculous wedding (of course she will), or will she wise up before it’s too late?  Another option:  I’m completely wrong about Eric’s character and these two are going to end up together forever with all of the babies she can handle.  Psh, as if.