You have to give it up for Lindz on this one – when this girl wants something, she goes for it. Granted, most of the time she just wants in on a bottle of Grey Goose, but sometimes she wants in a movie, and you guys, this is one of those times. And it’s too perfect.
There’s been talks recently of a possible remake of the Stephen King classic, Carrie. Stephen King himself made a really offhand comment about it, he was just like “”I’ve heard rumblings about a Carrie remake … Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White, hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast.” And that was all it took for Lindsay to latch on.
The thing is, Lindsay would be amazing for this. Just look at my very favorite Lindsay picture above – does that not just scream “horror genre” to you? I would pay such good money to see Lindsay get thrown in a Jesus closet and get doused in pig blood at prom. Honestly, who wouldn’t?
In this scene, if you can’t watch it ’cause your boss sucks or whatever, Justin plays at being the famed composer , who gets a taste for acting. Hilarity fucking ensues, and the best part of the skit would totally have to be the quote, ‘I’m bringing sexy, Bach.’
I find it funny that I’m all about JT these days, because my friends back in high school just loved*Nsync (LOL what a ricockulous name for a band) just positively swooned over Timberlake and his weird blonde mushroom hair and his other metro pals, but guys? I’m totally behind you now. I mean, even though I completely mocked you guys behind your back and laughed that your rooms were covered with Timberlake posters, I can’t really say all that much because Isaac Hanson was all over MY walls and HELL. Look how much HE’S not doing these days. You win, I fold.
So what famous blonde classed it up this past weekend at a seedy, glittery strip club with her new rapper friend? Who also grabbed titties like the world was gonna end and stuffed dollar bills in the chicks’ g-strings? Have your guesses? Jump in to find out.
I guess when you can get no work but claim to be independently wealthy, this is what you do with your time: sit around with your implants and fish lips and smoke cigarettes. I guess that works, right? I mean, even if there’s no actual WORK to be done, somebody’s gotta do this. It may as well be Lindsay. It’s not as if people are breaking her door down for club appearances, product endorsements or, you know, movies these days. If radio is really the best you can do these days, stick with what you’re good at, Linds, even if what you’re good at is just looking like a trashy herpe that was discarded outside some strip joint in the valley.
First of all, can someone please explain the necessity for Ke$ha in the music world when we already have Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, and Christina Aguilera? Because I see no lines of division, other than that which is obvious (that Ke$ha’s really mediocre overall). Don’t believe me? Just watch this:
Also, Keith Urban is actually pretty hot, Taylor Swift is still mad awkward even after winning oodles of awards, Ken Jeong is funny as hell and served as the best host of the Billboards to date, I wish Britney would smile with her eyes, and Snoop Dogg is FOREVER. I think that pretty much covers everything, yes?
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