It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Joe Jonas photo: Jenna
“Dude, Joe, show ‘em your Ke$ha face.”

First runner-up: Kate
“Check out my bedroom eyes.”

Second runner-up: Dillon
“What the morning after is supposed to look like.”

Congrats to Jenna, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Of course Lindsay Lohan‘s got nipslips left and right these days. [The Superficial]

Keyshia Cole dishes on wedding and future. [Bossip]

Estella Warren arrested for going crazy. [TMZ]

Why is Katie Holmes so damned happy these days? [Lainey Gossip]

Lady Gaga eats Letterman’s notes. [LA Times]

Jessica Biel: going downhill fast. [Socialite Life]

Am I the only one not completely impressed by Gwen Stefani in her bikini? [Yeeeah]

Natalie Portman looks like she’s about to POP. [Celebuzz]

The ten greatest supergroups. [The Frisky]

The Lord of the Rings saga continues. [Pajiba]

Adele gets some pretty major extensions. [Amy Grindhouse]

Look, Dita von Teese doesn’t look dead. [Cele|bitchy]

Princess Beatrice’s hat went for HOW MUCH? [The Frisky]

And supposedly, it’s for real: X17 broke the story last week that the two were dating, but you know how Jennifer Aniston rolls – if she’s not linked with every hot male co-star at least once, she calls the day a wash. They have various photos of the new couple doing stuff together all weekend long, including breakfasts, dinners, motorcycle rides and then, of course, the obligatory go-home-with-Jen for the night.

The dude, if you don’t recognize him, is Justin Theroux, and on the surface, judging by the big, bushy beard, he’s probably going to be to Jen what Jesse James was to Sandra Bullock. Read: a potential for a mismatched mistake. However, if boyfriend shaves that damn thing and cleans up a little bit, he’s actually way WAY fucking hot, and looks like the perfect composite of what Jennifer Aniston thinks a talented, low-key screenwriter, actor, and producer should look like. However, the beard and the leather-cladness needs to go. The lip-smacking, eyebrow-raising leer probably should too, just for good measure. YOU’RE DATING JENNIFER ANISTON NOW, BOY. You best act like it.

Check out the better pictures of Justin in the gallery and holla if you think he’s totally fuckable, too.

Hey, look, it’s those crazy teenage lovers, Selena and Justin. Man, can you imagine the heartbreak that’s gonna go down when these two split? You know it’s going to happen – it’s inevitable. And it’s going to go one of two ways: Selena’s going to get tired of napping next to a kid who doesn’t have a shred of hair on his concave chest and move along to much bigger, older, HAIRIER dudes, or Justin is going to grow bigger than his britches, turn eighteen, and kick Selena to the side of the street once he sees what kind of puss his scrawny ass can get JUST BECAUSE HE’S FAMOUS.

Also? Does Justin have some kind of tattoo on his right side (MY right; his left) emerging from his armpit, or does this kid just live and breathe his music so hard that he actually, like, sweats smeared, inky lyrics?

And who’s going to break up with whom when this crap finally does happen?

Once again, Chloe Sevigny fails at fashion.  Bobby socks, Chloe, really? How long will it take for you to learn?  There is one place where I’ve seen this look work, and that’s at Dollywood in the 50′s diner, and even then it was like “Dollywood, what kind of tired ass Happy Days bullshit are you trying to pull here?”

Am I just turning into a bitter old woman (I turn 23 next week, you guys, don’t forget to send me an email or something) or is this outfit as ridiculous as I think it is?

Man, is it your lucky week or what? This is the third day in a row of Lindsay Lohan in beachwear!  Just look how carelessly she frolics along the sand, how gracefully she handles herself despite all the adversity she faces.  She’s the picture of strength and beauty, and don’t you forget it.

Just one tip though:  Lindsay, girl, you are too busty for a strapless top.  Keep it classy, sister, that’s all I want for you.