“If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake … They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.”
As someone who has seen and touched many a breast, I totally see where Christina’s coming from on this. They are so obviously real, aren’t they? But if she would like to provide some additional evidence, I would be creep enough to analyze that. Do you get what I’m saying with this post? I could talk about/look at/do scientific research on Christina Hendricks and the many facets of her beauty for the rest of my days. She’s that phenomenal.
Can you guys appreciate this perfection, or do you have some other lady to represent your ideal of beauty?
In this particular segment of Lopez Tonight, George takes a swipe at Mildred Baena, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most recent baby mama (and former housekeeper). Baena was identified earlier in the month as being the mother to a child that she and Schwarzenegger had out of wedlock, and while he was married to Maria Shriver. I’m sure you all know that, but in the off-chance that one of you happened to be hanging out under a rock with Arnold’s illegitimate kid for the last ten years or so, there it is.
Lopez, who I long thought to be kind of rude (I know, someone even ruder than me, who would have thought) has definitely crossed the line in this one, making it seem like Baena was the one who wooed Arnold away from his wife, forced him to have sex with her, and then intentionally gave birth to a baby whom she kept SECRET for all of these years. Yup, Mildred Baena, the home-wrecking instigator of illicit affairs who apparently had tons to gain.
I know that it totally takes two to have an affair, but Baena isn’t the only one who’s been identified as being an on-the-side girlfriend of Schwarzenegger’s, and that fact in itself makes me think that Arnold was the one who sought this woman out, changed her life forever, and fucked up most of what his wife, Maria Shriver, thought to be true. Though Baena apparently wasn’t innocent in her role in the scandal, I feel that Arnold is ultimately to blame - but I guess George Lopez WOULD take a swipe at Baena instead: he definitely does resemble an aging female housekeeper than he ever could a former Mr. Universe and successful actor or whatever. Just saying.
Kirstie Alley + Dancing With the Stars = totally killing it.
Last night were the final performances for the remaining three contestants, and I don’t even CARE about the other contenders, because Kirstie? HAS THIS IN THE BAG. Also? All I know is that if I’m that hot at 60, and if I move that well at 60, then I will officially consider myself to be a winner at life. This bitch is BEAUTIFUL and this bitch can MOVE. Kirstie totally needs to win, and she needs to continue spreading her message that you can do whatever the fuck it is you set your mind to if it’s what makes you happy.
“If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other [the first time we met]. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,’ and I got up and left.”
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