Thank you, Life and Style for ruining my week-long hard-on parade held in honor of Bradley Cooper. Just when I was really, really starting to get into him, that bitch Olivia Wilde swoops in and snatches him up like she’s got some kind of entitlement to every hot guy on the block (sources say she does). Other sources at Life & Style (who snapped the above photos) claim that she and Bradley even LEFT TOGETHER the other night after partying at the Boom Boom Room in New York City:
“Olivia was Bradley’s date,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.”
“They were definitely together,” adds the eyewitness. “At one point, they even wanted some alone time and hiked up the stairs to the roof, but they had trouble getting there!”
“They left together at 12:15,” the eyewitness says. “They seemed really comfortable together.”
How fair is this? I mean, Olivia Wilde has got to be one of the more gorgeous actresses these days, and though we ALL KNOW she’s been available since her divorce with whoever-the-fuck it was, come on. Save some for the rest of us, won’t you? Who’s next, my Adrien? Is NO BEAUTIFUL MAN OFF LIMITS, Wilde?
OMG can you imagine how NUTS this chick is probably going right now? She’s been aiming for this for years now, and an engagement has finally come to fruition – her Harry Potter character boyfriend of six months, Kris Humphries, has popped the question. Moreover, in related craziness, how do you pop the question to a girl who’s waited her entire life for the moment? How do you out-do anything that she’s dreamed of in the past? Like this:
On May 18, at her Beverly Hills home, her boyfriend of just six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
According to an interview with People magazine, Kim was shocked:
“I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
The ring is a 20.5 carat (a little excessive if you ask me, holy cripes) custom design by famed diamond queen, Lorraine Schwartz. The two haven’t confirmed that a date is set, but if you ‘know’ Kim Kardashian like we all do, the date will be wicked sooner rather than later. I also know that a lot of you think Kim is this trashy, vapid little ho, but in all honesty, I do kind of like her and I’m actually happy for her. I hope it works out. She’s going to be a gorgeous bride, and this. is finally. her moment.
So nope, I still haven’t watched a lick of Idol this year. Even last night. Can you believe it? I mean, I used to be a HARDCORE Idol fan, but the show lost its luster for me over the past few years. Plus? I bought The Aristocats for my daughter this past week and it FINALLY arrived in yesterday’s mail. So you know what was taking precedence last night, what was REALLY going to go down. Regardless, like a good celebrity gossip blogger, I made sure I briefed myself on what happened last night, so that I could totally take a part in being partial to one contestant or the other and go all gung-ho for the next twelve hours. I may as well jump in head-first – it’s the show’s last night, after all.
Check it out if you missed it, too.
Scotty McCreery:
Lauren Alaina:
I just think it’s so nuts that the show went totally country this year, you know? Mind blower. But after sitting through both of these performances in the wee hours of the morning, I have to say that I’m rooting for Scotty, even if Lauren’s song was a total tearjerker. I’m not in the mood to be all sentimental first thing in the morning – I’ve got to warm up to that shit.
According to the New York Times, NBC “quietly announced” that Mr. Meloni will be leaving the show at the end of this season because his team and the network couldn’t come to an agreement regarding his contract. I’m not sure how it’s even possible that they could axe the show’s greatest (and sexiest) character over what’s probably toilet paper money for the NBC in the grand scheme of things.
Maybe it wasn’t the money. Maybe it was the idea that he’d potentially have to look Jennifer Love Hewitt in the face every day and not laugh.
I’m going to call it now though: Stabler’s final episode will be him getting the book thrown at him for beating up yet another pedophile. Actually, maybe he’ll go all the way and kill ‘em. The show sure could use that kinda drama going in to what will probably be its last season.
I really hope you are, because you know how I want you to have the nicest things in life. I just want the best for you, ok? If you haven’t been listening to Florence and the Machine, then you’ve been missing out on some spectacular music, and you also might not be as excited to hear that Florence is working on a brand new album that is almost surely going to be just as magical as the first one:
The singer, who released her debut album Lungs in 2009, said there are songs about ghosts and her dead grandmother amongst other things. ”A lot of the songs on the new album are about imaginary things,” she told Nylon Magazine. “Things that you can’t touch: ghosts and rumours, my dead grandmother, things visiting you in a dream.”
The singer added that she feels drawn to dark metaphors and even though she was in a stable relationship she felt the album would still deal with lots of issues.
She added: “It still feels like I’m very much drawn to dark metaphors in the new songs. It always feels like as if with each song you write, you’re trying to understand something about yourself: Why am I this way? What’s wrong with me?”
Welch continued: “It feels as if there’s still a lot of questioning left to do. Just because I’m happy in my relationship, I’ve still got issues to deal with. I’m going to be 25 and I feel like I’ve got to be a grown-up now. I feel like your life is always a battle between safety and freedom.”
In my eyes, there’s not a chance in the world that this album will not be flawless. Florence’s talk of dark metaphors and dreams and imaginary things on the new album seems reminiscent of my very very favorite Florence song, “Blinding,” so basically I cannot even wait until this new album comes out sometime this year.
What do you guys think? Are you into Florence and the Machine, or is that not quite your style? Let’s talk good music, everybody.
This would be such a fun movie, right? I’m sure the cinematic versions of the Candy Cane Forest and Gum Drop Mountain would be stunning, and just think about how neat it would be to cast – like, I bet Katy Perry would shit herself to be a part of this movie. Those were just my first thoughts though, maybe you’re a little edgier and think a Candy Land movie would be too cutesy and silly. But wait:
“We envision it as Lord of The Rings, but set in a world of candy. We don’t see it as a movie based on a board game, although it has characters from that world and takes the idea of people finding themselves in a world that happens to be made entirely of candy where there are huge battles going on. We are going for real comedy, real action, and real emotions at stake.”
That’s a quote from one of the writers, and if that doesn’t catch your attention, then I don’t know what’s going on in your heart. In my heart, there’s a glorious image of precious Elijah Wood happily prancing through the Chocolate Swamp while being hunted by a group of orcs who are wearing tutus and toting lollipops. And that’s why I’ll be eagerly awaiting this little piece of cinematic magic.
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