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You know, I think our President is a solid dude. I do. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t laugh at him when he does something uber-goofy and off-the-wall, right? Because that’s exactly what he unintentionally did on his most recent visit to the UK. He gave a SPEECH commending the Queen and what not while their national anthem was playing.

And call me an ignorant American, or just flat-out fucking ignorant, but I didn’t realize ’til today that ‘God Save the Queen‘ has the same tune as ‘My Country ‘Tis of Thee.’ I’m blown away. I’m still reeling. I’m apparently quite uncultured, too. OK.

Anyway, maybe our boy Obama made the same mistake and thought that the song playing ACTUALLY WAS ‘My Country ‘Tis of Thee,’ and assumed maybe they were playing it in the US’s honor. I mean, that’s what I would have thought maybe. But then again, I’m not President of the United States of America.

See, guys, you come to Evil Beet and you get all sorts of lessons ranging from pop culture pearls of wisdom to history. Own it!

But what else is new, right?

Following the success of Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant, MTV has just ordered a reality pilot titled Married Young, which features (hold ya breath) young folks getting married! Why not continue to make a spectacle of young people making life-ruining decisions, right?

It’s not that I think marriage doesn’t work out any more or that monogamy and making it work through thick and thin is impossible or outdated. In fact, I think I’m one of my only friends who doesn’t seem to feel that way, but anyone, especially a young couple, broadcasting their wedding and first year of marriage on television is bound to screw themselves over. I feel like this is pretty much a proven fact at this point and Jessica & Nick, Carmen & Dave and Shanna & Travis can attest to that. At least when they were making these kinds of shows with celebrities, they had some semblance of an abnormal lifestyle and a shitload of money to fall back on.

MTV, I love you so much sometimes. Please just do something normal and less life ruin-y with your programming.

Well, Christ on the Cross, I may have a nice thing or two to say about Lady Gaga for once. This chick better not go and win me over because between her semi-heartbreaking interview with MTV we showed you recently and these fairly classy and toned down (for her) photos from her RollingStone spread, I might be able to stand her now.

I think I’d finally just come to accept that we’re pretty much always going to get some level of freak in her glossy shots, but this one lacks pretty much any and all retarded shoes and she looks fairly natural.

Oh, and did I forget to tell you how hilarious she was in her interview with Letterman this week?

Damn you, Gaga. Can you not be so darn likable all of a sudden?

When she hasn’t been “modeling” or letting her implants flop out poolside, Lindsay Lohan has ben busy making calls to try and resurrect her deflated career.

Who would you think she’d be calling? Maybe her ol’ buddy Tina Fey or Jane Fonda or one of the many other powerful people who vouched for Lindsay years ago when she was working with a semi-full deck, but no. She’s gone for one of the only people in the biz who’s possibly more laughable than her.

Wanna know who it is? Answer’s after the jump!

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Hands down, biggest. ass. ever. [The Superficial]

So the movie was booed, but it won anyway? In what world does this make sense? [Lainey Gossip]

Was Aaliyah pregnant? [Bossip]

Kim Kardashian suing over her tits. [TMZ]

Julianne Hough has one of the most banging bodies ever. [The Blemish]

Too soon for a Bin Laden movie? [LA Times]

Chelsea Handler thinks the Real Housewives are a-holes. [Huffington Post]

Oh, good, did the Jersey Shore dudes finally get their asses kicked by some tough Italians? [Celebuzz]

And I STILL don’t get this David Beckham thing. [Socialite Life]

Did you see who won Dancing With the Stars – spoiler alert. [INFDaily]

Another actress wishes that Ashton and Demi never hooked up. [The Frisky]

Mildred Baena’s ex-husband thought the kid was his. That’s rough. [Cele|bitchy]

The 10 Greatest Move Threats of All Time. [Pajiba]

Image courtesy of TMZ