I’m going to be honest: I’m one of those people who think he’s been one of the more likable contestants on the show, and his immediate reaction (um, looking like he was going to piss, puke, and cry at the same time) was definitely my favorite reaction of all time. I’m thrilled for this kid, and even though I’m not a big country fan, I’m going to MAKE myself like his music, because he just seems like a flat-out awesome person.
“I feel like I look so much better than I used to! I was a size 2 or 4 before Dancing With the Stars and now I’m a size 0. My waist is still shrinking! When you work out, you produce so much lactic acid, so my body always looks thicker and more muscular. Now that I’ve had a couple of weeks off, my body is fuller and looks better. I hope I’ll look like this forever. But to be honest, I will never be satisfied!”
That’s Kendra right up there, telling our buddies, Life & Style, that she’s a size zero. And honestly? I couldn’t give a shit less as to what her dress size is. What the hell is the deal with people feeling the need to broadcast their size all over the damn Internets? Is this, like, the New Thing or something? Because I’m totally not getting it. The photo of Kendra above is supposed to be her at a size 0. OK. I’m not saying that it’s not, but what I AM saying is that Kendra and I aren’t built too differently (except that she’s got HELLA boobs, whereas I have, um, NONE) but I am nowhere near even flirting with a size 0.
“I’m a very sexual person, but in general, I think sex is kind of overrated. Most of the guys I sleep with have tended to be actors and musicians and directors. And they tend to be lousy lays.”
For real though, I think Courtney is dead wrong on all counts, but I’m willing to give her a little leeway. Like sex might seem overrated if it’s in the middle of a coke binge, and actors, musicians, and directors might be lousy lays if they’re also heroin addicts. See, it’s all about trying to understand people, trying to figure out where they come from. If you don’t do that, then you just write people like Courtney off as crazy bitches and go along your merry way, and that’s just not right.
All right, first I’m going to give you guys the story on Nicki Minaj and then we’re going to discuss our feelings. Ready?
Hello, diva — Nicki Minaj. During her (lip-syncing?) gig Saturday at Chateau, her workers told people at the club that they were not allowed to make eye contact with Minaj, according to inside sources.
Attention, mere mortals of Vegas and the world: We are too peasantry to observe Nicki Minaj’s gaze.
She is the exalted hierarchy of no-looking-in-her-eyes potency, a specimen of unrivaled divinity that no man or woman dareth behold — just like Medusa, the Gorgon monster with snakes for hair.
If you see Nicki Medusa — in person, on TV or online — cast your glances away! You may turn to stone asunder!
Yeah, yeah, haha, Medusa, but really this is ridiculous, right? These “inside sources” are just trying to start some shit. I mean, I’m not the biggest Nicki fan on this blog or anything, but I can’t imagine the girl with the rainbow unitard and the T-rexin’ arms would make such a diva request. Do you guys agree, or do I not know Nicki as well as I think I do?
Really, though, Rosie-girl is an amazingly hot chick, but I’ll be honest: this magazine cover features one heinous face, right? Like, what were the photographers thinking? ‘Oh, yeah. Yup. That face right there, the one where you look like you’re having a seizure and swallowing your tongue? That’s the hotness, girl. DO THAT.’ Or maybe they were just too busy staring at her cleavage to see what the hell she was doing with her face. Yeah. That’s it. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, latest star in the Transformers franchise, is making a ethical statement that men do nothing but stare at lady tits, so it doesn’t matter what kind of weirdo face she makes. Power to the people and stuff, girl.
Whatever. She dates Jason Statham AND she’s a Victoria’s Secret model. It doesn’t really matter what kind of stupid faces she makes, now, does it.
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